Tila Tequila was rejected by Kristy Morgan on the finale of that show she does (who cares what the name is). Apparently either Kristy was reading from a script, or she doesn’t like fake carpet munchers. Maybe it’s a little of both?

People says, “I really went with what my heart said,” Morgan said. “Sometimes you date people, and then it’s not always the happy ending.” Morgan, who is bisexual, said she was “emotionally unstable” living away from friends and family and in a house full of lesbians and straight men. “It helped me learn what type of woman I want to be, [but] I started to emotionally break down,” she said. 

Yeah, um, now for the worst part.

Tila responds on her Myspace.

Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can’t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can’t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.
Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I’ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over bitch….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.
Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile….brings another day!
Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I’m back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.

While Alex Rodriguez was out on the town with Madonna, his wife Cynthia one-upped him by hanging out in Paris with Lenny Kravitz. That’s pretty much awesome, tit for tat! And now the couple is separated!

Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz’s pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night. Meanwhile, A-Rod has been in New York with the Bronx Bombers.
The couple’s two daughters - 3-year-old Natasha and 2-month-old Ella - remained in Miami, sources said.

The battle for the best Grammy sex is now on, but who has the upper hand? I gotta say Cynthia just do to the Paris factor and how she retaliated.

Lets get that long 4th of July weekend off to a big bang. Welcome Ashley Tisdale in a bikini. You know Ashley Tisdale, right? From Highschool Musical? Yeah, me neither, but hey, who cares? It’s a bikini shot, it’s her birthday (hopefully her 18th).

More summer sizzlin’ Ashley Tisdale bikini shots.

Ashlee Simpson is finally a real woman. I love it. Ashlee showed off her 70’s hairdo and her new big boobs yesterday, giving the paparazzi something to flash bulbs over. Pete Wentz is a lucky guy. Sort of.  Anyways, this is pretty sexy and finally, something that makes her meaningful…I mean, unless you like lip-syncing?

More Ashlee Simpson preggo boob pictures.

I am really not sure of any other way to put it, A-Rod supposedly went over to Madonna’s the night after she had her baby. Talk about wasting no time in utilizing those prego boobs!

Us Magazine says, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was at Madonna’s Central Park West apartment in New York City shortly after his wife gave birth to their second daughter, Usmagazine.com has learned.
One source tells Us that Rodriguez, 32, visited the singer, 49, possibly as early as the night after his wife gave birth.

Um, is someone not happy at the home? Seems like Alex could do a little better with his extra-marital affairs. He may need to take the Charlie Sheen class “how to win women and sex outside your marriage.”

If you are into racism and sexual innuendo accusations.

TMZ says, A former Lowe nanny has filed new legal papers, reiterating her most shocking claim — that when she tried to call in sick to work one day, Sheryl Lowe yelled the reason for her illness was “she got strep throat from sucking n****r d**k. I mean black d**k.”
“At the time,” Boyce says, “I was dating an African-American man.”

Wait, I’ve seen this movie that Sheryl speaks of. First, an african american plumber shows up and then the maid, Laura, says that her pipes are clogged. Then, yeah, the black plumbers starts prodding the pipes. The movie is actually excellent, mostly due to the “edge of your seat” plot.

Where do I apply for a job working for the Lowes?

Amy Winehouse’s Doctors suggested that Amy perform in her recent concert. They felt it would do her good to have an outlet. Only problem? That outlet was the artistic crazy ass ho that knocked her own fan out! You go girl!

The Sun says, “We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.
“She told Mitch, ‘I’m climbing the walls in here. I need to get out’. She said if he didn’t help her get out she’d walk out. He realised he had to let her leave, otherwise he’d have no control over where she goes and what she gets up to.” 

Check out these rare and historical photos of Britney Spears wearing panties. This is a clear indication that Britney Spears is not completely sane yet, as she would never ever ever behave in such a classy, conservative and non-sl*&y way. She should be sent back to the ward at UCLA as soon as possible, until she can be cleared for inspection.

Also, what’s with the zoom? Really?

More Britney Spears panty pictures.

That’s what’s hot on the New York City rumor mill. Although Guy Ritchie showed up in NYC yesterday, it hasn’t stoppped speculation that Alex Rodriguez is tapping Madonna’s…you know what! She has even reportedly sat in his seats at Yankee’s home games!

Us Magazine says, Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.
A-Rod’s Yankees rep, when reached for comment, referred Us to their shared manager Guy Oseary. When reached by Us, Oseary hung up the phone. 

By sound off, I actually more mean he sounded like a freshman in highschool that is ticked off at his ex-girlfriend for “going” with another guy. Probably a guy that made the football team, unlike Spencer who was baking a cake in Home Economics.

US Magazine says, “I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Usmagazine.com Friday. “She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.
“I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

What’s with the tongue air-jordan look again? This is so out and should really never come back. Lets leave this look in the 80’s with synthesized music. Thanks.

That’s if you believe everything you read on the internet. And I do. So I believe it. Plus, I have always found that chef’s are highly trustworthy. Look at Rachel Ray, wouldn’t you believe every word that came out of her mouth? Anyways, here’s the goods. Take them with a grain of salt (wow, that was really witty).

TMZ says, James Maclear says he worked for the Lowes as a chef from June to December 2005. In that time, he claims Jessica Gibson had an “overtly flirtatious manner.” He says within hours of meeting her she “changed into hot pants and was laying on the kitchen floor with her legs open in a very suggestive manner.”
He also says Gibson aggressively pursued him — on several occasions telling him “she was very horny” — even though he told her he had a girlfriend. He says once at a friend’s birthday party Gibson paraded around a pizza joint singing the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me” directly to his girlfriend.

Here is some pictures of Rob Lowe in Hawaii.

If you call punching them lights out making friends, that is of course. Amy Winehouse apparently hasn’t seemed to learn that when cameras are around, she should settle down. Remember the smoking crack incident? Well this time she gets into an altercation with one of her fans.

BBC News says, “The ‘lashing out’ was when someone tried to grab her hair and she reacted,” the spokesman said. He added that “one person misbehaving” did not spoil the singer’s enjoyment of her performance.
But footage of the incident did not clearly show what provoked her lunge. The Grammy-winning singer was on fine form and in good voice for most of the set, going some way to dispelling fears about her health. She jumped down into the security pit for the last two songs, separated from the fans by a crush barrier.

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you!

Raffaello Follier’s deceit involving the Vatican was more than sacreligious, to Italy’s Governing court system, it was fraud. Hathaway left Follier last week, and that wasn’t a moment too soon because as of today, the situation is much worse. Check it out.

AP says, Prosecutor Reed Michael Brodsky said Follieri, of Foggia, Italy, boasted of tight Vatican connections to entice investors to give millions of dollars so he could “live the lifestyle of a multimillionaire.” He said Follieri had duped one investor as recently as last month.
“In short, your honor, he is a con man, and he was able to defraud a lot of people out of a lot of money over a long period of time,” Brodsky told Magistrate Judge Henry B. Pitman. “The evidence in this case is overwhelming because he left a trail of evidence.”

The good news is that Anne Hathaway is now single. The bad news is that she will never hang out with me.

Yep, the summer bikini-thon is off to a big start in Hollywood, but no one is making her presence felt quite like Katherine Heigl. If this is how she reacts when she is upset at the Grey’s Anatomy writers, lets hope her relations stays as such. Here are some pictures of Katerine Heigl right before she takes some relaxation time in her pool in the Hollywood Hills. When you don’t have any good lines to memorize, might as well float around the pool!

More Katherine Heigl bikini pictures.

I love it when WWE videos make Youtube, because the comments dispell any possibilities that life on earth is meaningful. Amazingly, there are people on earth that still believe professional wrestling isn’t staged. And those people work along side you and me, on a daily basis. Many of them are probably Government workers.

Here’s the latest wonder of the world, watch as Vince McMahon almost dies from a stage collapse.

People says, “Heidi has started her own record label with Super Producer RedONE,” a source tells PEOPLE. “RedOne will write and produce with Heidi an entire album of 13 songs.” 

I know what your thinking, why didn’t I post a link to her single? Please go play in traffic if that actually crossed your pathetic mind. This blog still has a trinket of dignity left, I’d like to keep it as such.

Heidi, please do adult films, it’s best for all of us. The singing gig is just not going to work out….

More Heidi Montag pictures.

Some say this landmark decision is a sign that this custody battle may be getting near its end. Also, the fact that I used “landmark” as the adjective used to describe this court battle is in fact, awesome. It just shows how relevant the non-relevant can be. Go ahead, think about that for a few minutes.

OK! Magazine says, These talks would be very similar to the closed-door mediation sessions that took place during the former couple’s divorce — even more so now that Laura Wasser, Brit’s original attorney in her feud with Federline, has been brought back on the team. 

Even though Heath Ledger may have passed away, his career is still just under a month out from ending. Batman’s The Dark Knight is set to hit movie theaters in a little under a month, on July 18th. Long time to wait, eh? Looks like Heath puts on another outstanding and memorable performance.

Check out the trailer.

With the Dark Knight set to debut in mid-July, the sound of money landing in bank accounts is getting louder. And Michelle Williams wants her and Heath’s daughter to see a little of that cash.

Page Six says, An insider said, “Michelle is furious with Heath’s family and threatening to boycott the premiere. Matilda is supposed to be the beneficiary of the will, but Michelle has seen nothing from them. Heath didn’t have much in cash, but there was a big house in LA and a back-end deal for ‘Dark Knight’ [that] could reap millions.” 

Note to Ledger family: Take care of the kid! How obvious is this move? Wow. Not good.

Bless his heart. Do you find him sexy? Apparently his wife, English model Penny Lancaster, really does find Rod Stewart sexy. And she is very, “motherly,” to say the least. To be honest, this picture almost looks like a couple lesbians on a booze cruise. But hey, congrats to Rod and his hair, she’s hot.

More Rod Stewart nipple sucking pictures.