Pamela Anderson’s tasty wedding photos

Pamela Anderson is now married to Kid Rock, the first of four weddings that the couple has planned to make their union more "legal". This ceremony took place on a yatch off the coast of St. Tropez, France, on July 29th, and as you can see, Pamela conducted herself in her usual tasty manner.

Dressed in a skimpy bikini, and rubbing her crotch on her guests, the former Bay Watch star proved that you can take the trash out of the trailer, but not the other way around.

Mel Gibson arrested for DIU

Mel Gibson was arrested on Friday on suspicion of DIU in Malibu, California, while speeding on Pacific HWY at 2:36AM. Gibson was booked at 4AM at the local police station, where he remained until 9:45AM when he was released on a $5,000 bond.

The story goes that the arresting officer gave him a breathalizer that read his alcohol level at 0.12 when the California legal limit is 0.08. I don’t think that you should be arrested for such a small amount of alcohol in your blood, but I don’t make the laws, and with so many drunks behind the steering wheels of their cars killing innocent people, I understand why the limit is set so low.

Anyway, going back to Mel: while being arrested, he is reported to keep saying: "My life is f*cked", and adorning his speech with frases such as "F*cking Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." and "You mother f*cker, I’m going to f*ck you!"

But don’t take my word for it, it’s all on tape, since the entire arrest was videotaped by the camera mounted on the police vehicle. And let me tell you, if I had been that cop, I would have booked him for a lot more than just DIU, just to teach him a little lesson.

Vin Diesel has a girlfriend

Vin Diesel seems to be getting closer to Maria Menounos, a TV reporter whom he first met when she interviewed him for Hollywood Access. They have been seen going out together to intimate places and now even to a Broadway musical.
The Star newspaper reports today what one of their sources told them about one of the first Diesel-Menounos meetings in California: "There were 100 reporters around, but when he saw Maria, they just fell into each other’s arms. They were holding hands and whispering to each other. It’s obvious something was going on. He then promised he’d see her a day later and I don’t remember any other public appearances scheduled for Vin."

I gotta tell you that despite rumours of Vin Diesel being gay, I think he’s one of the hottest things that walk our planet nowadays, and I’m glad that he has found someone, other than retarded Paris Hilton to hang out with. If it’s love or just friendship, it’s still to be seen. I hope it’s love, even if that cancels my chances with him.

Lindsay Lohan’s mom opens her mouth

Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mom, has aired out her feelings for the CEO of Morgan Creek Pictures in an open interview where she blasts the executive.

"The wording was ridiculous. May be he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child. I don’t know him. I can’t judge him. I don’t think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl" she said.

If the young girl she was referring to is Lindsay, let me enlighten the good lady: that "young girl" has had sex with 3/4 of Hollywood and has been doped out of her skull for most of her teen years, so please lady, get a grip on reality and accept that your daughter is a slut and a flake, and that she deserves every word from the Morgan Creek CEO’s letter, and then some!

Hilary Duff is not a virgin

Not long ago, Elle magazine ran a story about Hilary Duff, where supposedly she claimed being a virgin. I wasn’t sure what to believe at the time, but I definitely know what to believe now, after in an interview with MuchNews yesterday, the young actress said:

"The thing is that I didn’t say that. I wouldn’t say that. I don’t know how [the writer] got that out of what I said. Definitely not something that I would talk about or that I would want people to focus on. Or that I even think it’s appropriate to talk about. Whose business is that?"

One thing is for sure: Joel Madden is getting a first class piece of you-know-what. Good for him!

Jennifer Aniston won’t marry Vince

A "good friend" of Jennifer Aniston has told the press that the 37 year old actress won’t marry Vince Vaughn until Brad Pitt marries Angelina Jolie.

"Jen can’t bring herself to remarry as long as Brad still remains technically single. If Brad had married Angie, I think Jen would have set her own wedding date by now."

Anyway, after Brad’s grandmother’s statement this week that Brad won’t marry Angelina until he gets over his failed marriage with Jen, she (Jennifer) may have gotten her hopes up. Although she should read said statement better: Brad said getting over his marriage with Jen, not getting over Jen.

She should also get rid of that friend. With friends like that, who needs enemies!

Lindsay Lohan is spoiled

Morgan Creek, the reputable movie company has sent a letter to Lindsay Lohan threatening to sue her if she doesn’t get the act together, after the actress bailed out on them and left them hanging with the excuse of being overheated and exhausted.

I don’t have to tell you what part of her body the heat was coming from and I doubt you will be believe that her exhaustion came from other than partying all night long. The case is that she is costing Morgan Creek hundreds of thousands of dollars with her absence from the set, and they are seriously pissed off, to the point of calling her discourteous, irresponsible, unprofessional and a "spoiled child" in their letter.

Lindsay is a run of the mill actress who should be thanking them for hiring her, instead of playing around and jeopardizing the little bit of a career that she has left. She is lucky enough that people know who she is. Mark my words, in 10 years you will say "Lindsay Lohan" and the answer will be "who?"

Click here to see the letter in question. (Opens in a new window)

Victoria Silvstedt public masturbation

Victoria Silvstedt was horny as a goat and hot as hell the other day. Feeling misserable on both counts, it stands to reason to take care of both businesses at the same time: cooling off her private parts with a good orgasm and her body in general by doing it in her balcony, all while enjoying the cool afternoon breeze.

Sincerely, I think that more actresses should get down and dirty and start showing us their "O" faces from their terraces and balconies. It sure would make for a lot of interesting celebrity blogging!


Christina Aguilera is herself again

We’ve finally caught Christina Aguilera being herself again, instead of looking like a walking portrait of Gwen Stefani. I really love Christina’s authentic look, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why she insists in looking like someone who, anyway, is less beautiful and famous than her.

I don’t know, maybe she simply loves the retro look and feels she was born in the wrong time. Although back in the fifties women walked behind their husbands, not ahead of them, like Christina is used to doing with her butt ugly spouse.

Paris Hilton’s porn music video

We just came across these photos of Paris during the filming of her latest musical video. Her nipples didn’t slip out a single time, so I guess it was a successful shoot.

Paris Hilton, whose only talent is to be half (or totally) naked, is using her body as much as she can to get the attention that she so badly craves. To make justice to it (her body), I gotta say that it does look better in these photos than it ever has. I guess she’s been working out and has gained some weight. The Hilton heiress finally has something going for her other than her daddy’s money!