Carolyn Kepcher: You’re Fired!

Carolyn Kepcher, Donald Trump’s "The Apprentice" co-star had heard the phrase "you’re fired" too many times dangerously close to home. And it was finally her turn. Sources from the tv show say that Trump has fired her for thinking she is a superstar and not doing what she was supposed to do.

"She became a prima donna," said an insider. "Being on ‘The Apprentice’ went to her head. She was no longer focused on business. She was giving speeches for $25,000 and doing endorsements. George has been around a long time. He’s seen everything. He didn’t get excited even when women on the street started screaming when they saw him on his way to work. But Carolyn took it very seriously. She thought she was a freaking movie star. Trump told her what she had to do was take some time off and spend it with her family, and then get another job."

Christina Aguilera’s boobs are about to escape

Christina Aguilera is back to her Dirrty girl roots, after having fooled us for so long dressing like that other Gwen chick. (I think it was just to get us to buy her new album, and now that we have spent our money, she can be herself again).

The photo was taken at a fancy costume party in Hollywood that the singer attended with her ugly husband Jordan Bratman. Christina, who reached the number 1 position on the carts with her album Back to Basics, has obviously taken advice from her won record and done exactly that, by leaving her bra at home and showing her assets to anyone who wanted to see.

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Is Lindsay Lohan going to be Lindsay Morton?

Lindsay Lohan may be getting engaged. There are rumors that her boyfriend, Harry Morton, whom she has been dating for about two months, has gone to Cartier to alegedly buy an engagement ring.

Unfortunately these pictures don’t show exactly what he is looking at. For all we know he is getting his grandma’s earings fixed, but there is a chance that we are right, and very soon he will be popping up the big question.


Jessica Simpson is in love

Jessica Simpson is definitely in love according to a source close to her who has told People magazine: "She’s head over heels, she’s telling friends, ‘I’m in love.’ "

After her failed marriage to Nick Lachey, it is good for her family to see Jessica happy again, and even her dad seems to be a fan of the new boyfriend: "I love John Mayer," he told People last Tuesday. "I love his music. I love his talent. The last time he was at the House of Blues in L.A., I went by myself to see him play."

Hmmm… how long before they’re married?

Paris Hilton is not cheap

Charlotte Church, the Welsh singer, is starting her own talk show and she asked Paris Hilton to appear. But the Hilton hairess is not exactly a cheap chick… she wanted $650,000 for it!

"We asked Paris to be on the program because I could take the mick out of her [ridicule her] and not feel at all bad about it – she’s such a complete airhead," Church told a Brit radio show. "But she demanded a ridiculous amount of money – like the price of a big house just to say a few stupid things. She’s hardly going to announce anything world-changing, is she? It’s absolutely pathetic, isn’t it?"

If she wants more than 1/2 a million dollars for talking, how much would she want for… you-know-what?

Tom Cruise gets a lot of support

Hollywood has a way to stand by people or completely push them away, and the same way that Mel Gibson was chastised by a lot of stars a few weeks ago, now Tom Cruise is being supported after he was fired by Paramount. Here’s what those celebs are saying:

· “Look at people like Colin Farrell. He acts much more strangely and nobody’s dumping him.”
–Aisha Tyler

· “It’s so ridiculous. Why would you fire Tom Cruise?” – Debi Mazar

· “It’s only fair that this should happen to movie stars that pull down $80 million a movie.”
– John Lithgow

· “I like that Sumner Redstone just went at him balls-out. That crazy old nutbag will say anything.”
– Kathy Griffin

· “Tom is a megastar…He just had a baby, and that is what he should be focused on.”
– Leah Remini

Britney Spears’ having a baby shower

Britney Spears is having a baby shower and has registered online for thousands of dollars worth of baby gifts at Petit Tresor, the ultra expensive L.A. store.

A source has told MSNBC: “Oh, it’s not a fake, she’s having a baby shower soon and has told friends that they can order gifts from the site. It’s not like she’s expecting her friends to buy everything for the baby. She’s already spent like $30,000 at the store.”

What she may be expecting is someone to mortgage their house to buy her new kid a chandelier for $1,200! Apparently after giving Kevin Fenderline an unlimited credit card and a customized Ferrari, she can’t afford to buy it herself. No wonder Wal-Mart is sending her free stuff!

Beyonce’s nipple slip

Beyonce thought that by putting some of that titty-tape that some Hollywood actresses use to keep their boobies in place, she would be able to keep her breasts in place. But apparently those bad boys are tape proof, because I can almost see nipple! And without much effort, so could anyone that was there.

J-Lo is 100% not pregnant

After pop singer Jesse McCartney claimed that J-Lo had pulled out of the new Dallas movie due to being pregnant, he has now said "I have no first hand knowledge whether Jennifer Lopez is pregnant or not. I thought I had read it somewhere. I apologise."

Also, a representative for Lopez has refuted the claim saying: "She is 100 per cent not pregnant."

I’m glad, because it would be a little scary to be 10% pregnant, for instance. It would be like being a little pregnant. But from J-Lo you can expect anything, so it wouldn’t surprise me!

Angelina Jolie’s dad can’t remember her kid’s name

In several public appeals, Jon Voight has been requesting to see his grandchildren whom his daughter Angelina Jolie is keeping away from him.

Only one problem: the poor guy has been away from those kiddies so long, that he can’t even remember their names right, and a few days ago, while sending his love via a reporter to the children, he couldn’t figure out if that other kid’s name was Shakira or Shahira (it’s Zahara, by the way).

Oops! I doubt that will make Angelina come running to him with the kids on tow.