TomKat May Make Beautiful Music Together

Tom Cruise and new wife Katie/Kate Holmes have taken another step in their never ending quest to hog the media spotlight. A source has told Britain’s Daily Star:

“Tom’s got a great voice. And he loves that song ever since his Top Gun character Maverick sang it to woo his love interest Kelly McGillis. Katie proved how talented she is musically when she performed in The Singing Detective remake.”

Tom’s vocal talents did not go unnoticed by several music producers who attended his wedding, and the couple have apparently been offered staggering sums to sign an exclusive record deal.

Aside from the eye rolls and head shakes this news may cause, do you think if you play their record backward it will say “L.Ron Hubbard is right. The spaceship is coming”? I mean, that’s what I would do.

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