Mike Tyson Arrested

Mike Tyson has been busted again. No, he didn’t make a meal out of someone’s ear (that was my first thought too). Boxing’s most embarassing man was arrested in Arizona today for a DUI and possession of cocaine after running a stop sign and almost hitting a sheriff’s vehicle.

I always knew Mike would end up in jail again, but this is kind of anti-climactic. If he’s going to get arrested, it should be for going Godzilla on a small town. The man is a convicted rapist, he bites off body parts and threatens to eat children. Getting for busted for doing a few lines is just a let down.

It’s a sad day when you can’t depend on Mike Tyson for a good dose of senseless violence and destruction.

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