Matt Leinart Scores With Paris Hilton

You don’t want to know where Matt Leinart’s hands have been. The Arizona Cardinals quarterback has now been spotted with not one, not two, but all three of the celebu-skanks otherwise known as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

From Hollyscoop:

“Is Paris Hilton getting back at former BFF Britney Spears? The heiress was spotted last night with football player Matt Leinart at club Les Deux. Although the two didn’t arrive together it looks like they might have left hand in hand.

Our Hollyscoop snoopers tell us exclusively that Matt had his own table at the club right next to Paris Hilton’s. Matt apparently went up to Lindsay Lohan (who just had surgery) and the two chatted for a bit. After awhile, Matt and Paris exchanged their hellos and were spotted locking lips. Our sources reveal, “the two were walking around the club holding hands.” Our sources say there was definitely something going on between the two. This is not the first hook up for Paris and Matt, the two have dated in the past.”

So, when I was in health class, they told us that when you sleep with someone, you sleep with everyone that person has ever banged. According to my calculaitons, that makes Matt Leinart the gayest guy in the NFL. Which is too bad, because he’s hot. Of course now that he has hooked up with the amazing upskirt trio, I wouldn’t touch him Lindsay Lohan’s hands.

By the way, exactly how many condoms do you need to wear to keep Paris’ funk from making your manhood fall off?

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