Beyonce and SI Swimsuit Models Exposed to Hepatitis

Beyonce and a few other hotties had to take a detour from their perfect lives to get hepatitis shots. Wow, sexy. Guests at the Sports Illustated Swimsuit Issue party on February 14th got an unexpected seasoning with their over priced food when one of the cooks at Wolfgang Puck’s Catering turned out to have acute hepatitis-A. Yummy.

The president of Wolfgang Puck Catering, Carl Schuster, said:

“While the risk of infection is low, we will continue to work with the Health Department to bring a speedy and thorough resolution to this investigation. Our catering efforts continue, and we remain confident that our guests will receive the highest standards of excellence for which Wolfgang Puck is known.”

Yeah, but if it was a bunch of models, how many of them actually ate anything? Unless the hep was in the booze or the heroin, I doubt any of the swimsuit models came within ten feet of it.

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