Petra Nemcova and James Blunt Call it Quits

Hottie model Petra Nemcova and elevator music singer James Blunt have called it quits. Rumors abound that James has hooked up with relationship toxin Lindsay Lohan and his bunkmate downgrade caused the kaput with Petra.

Can you imagine Petra finding out that she was being two-timed with Lindsay Lohan? I like to imagine that when Petra found out that James had crossed over to the Firecrotch, she just started laughing and said “have fun and wear a condom.”

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