Michelle Branch Stalks Her Stalker

Folksy girl Michelle Branch recently stopped one of her own concerts to nab a stalker. The singer was reportedly on stage when she spotted her stalker in the audience.

From People:
“Michelle Branch just said, ‘Wait a second. There’s a guy in the audience – striped shirt and glasses – can somebody check him out?’ ” audience member Cali Haas, 20, of Sheboygan, tells the Associated Press. “It left everyone just so confused, like, ‘Is this a joke, part of the show?’ ” Haas added.

But it was not part of the concert. Dominick Giordano, 32, of Maryland, was cited for disorderly conduct after staff members at the Stefanie H. Weill Center for the Performing Arts stopped him as he tried to escape on Monday, according to police.

See, she’s a classy girl. If it had been me I would have been like “hey, see that guy right there…jump on him!” And when my adoring fans were pounding the crap out of him I would have been singing Puff the Magic Dragon..,cause I’m just that messed up.

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