Alec Baldwin Loves Voicemail

So apparently Alec Baldwin won’t be taking home the “father of the year” award. The 30 Rock actor has been caught on voicemail screaming at his 11 year old daughter Ireland. TMZ managed to get a copy of the Daddy Dearest voicemail.

From TMZ:

After Ireland failed to answer her father’s scheduled phone call from New York on April 11, Alec went berserk on her voice mail, saying “Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone,” adding, “you have insulted me for the last time.”

Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, “I don’t give a damn that you’re 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn’t care about what you do.” The irate Baldwin went on to say, “You’ve made me feel like s**t” and threatened to “straighten your ass out.”

“This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother,” screamed Baldwin, “and you do it to me constantly over and over again.”

Before hanging up, Baldwin warned the child, “You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me.”

A Los Angeles judge was so disturbed by the tape that Alec’s visitation rights have been temporarily suspended and a hearing has been set for May 4th. Alec could lose all visitation with Ireland.

I wonder if they can set Alec’s loving words to music so that he and Ireland can use it for their father-daughter dance when she someday marries a bitter actor with a rotten temper and a fat face. Girls always marry guys just like their dads.

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