Tyra Banks Spins Her Dine and Dash

Tyra Banks is blaming her dine and dash on a “miscommunication.” Apparently when Tyra was out with hip hop mogul Russell Simmons and his kids neither of them bothered to pay the bill. And Tyra got called out on it later. Probably because no one knew who Russell Simmons was.

From TMZ:

Earlier this week Tyra Banks joined Russell Simmons, along with his children Ming, 7, and Aoki, 4, at the Brooklyn Diner in midtown Manhattan, and accidentally skipped out on the tab. Tyra’s misstep was reported in the Daily News on Wednesday, and Tyra was confronted about it by “The View” co-host Joy Behar on Thursday. To hear Tyra explain it, it was simply a misunderstanding: Tyra thought Russell was paying, and Russell thought she was paying. Tyra returned to the resto at the end of the week to pay the bill, and handed waiter Guillermo Marquez a $100 tip.

So basically, Tyra said “Oh, don’t worry, I’ll get it.” And Russell said “No, please let me get it.” Then Tyra said “Oh no, let me.” Then they both got up to use the bathroom and secretly split hoping to leave the other one holding the bill. Classic, but Tyra should have peed faster.

Ancient pics of Tyra looking hefty…but they make me laugh.

Britney Spears Wants To Tells All

Hold on to your reading glasses, y’all. Britney Spears is writtin’ a book. The publishing world is practically drooling in their Da Vinci Codes over the possibility that Brit is ready to tell all.

From Metro:

The tell-all book will apparently spill the beans on what life was like for the singer when she was dating Justin Timberlake, according to America’s Star magazine, as well as dishing the dirt on her marriage to Kevin Federline.
It quotes a source who claims: ‘Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol on the heartache she experienced years before, during her time with Justin – she couldn’t trust him.’

The rumored going price for Britney’s written equivalent of the Jerry Springer Show is $10 million. I just love the idea of Britney sitting at her laptop and asking her nanny “how do you spell those kids’ names?” And because I can’t stop…she should also ask how to spell fried, Cheetos, has-been and stupidity.

Hollywood Hotness Bash

So last week US Magazine threw a Hollywood hotness fest. It was basically just a bunch of celebs sitting around congratulating each other for being pretty. A true meeting of the minds in the Holly Hood. And don’t think I’m just being bitchy because I wasn’t invited. It was actually called US Magazine’s Hot Hollywood Party.

So here are some of the folks that were deemed worthy by US Magazine. Lindsay Lohan was there (no word how many casualities her driver caused getting her there). Jennifer Lopez received the Style Icon of the Year Award (so she showed up with metallic eyeshadow and a cadaverous hubby on her arm). Ashlee Simpson and Carmen Electra were both looking pretty good on the red carpet. And of course Paris Hilton and her wonky eye showed up looking really pissed off about something…maybe the monkey bit her again.

See, now it’s just like you were there.

Lindsay Lohan’s Driver is About to be Fired

Lindsay Lohan is such a bad driver that even her driver can’t drive. And the guy needs a serious attitude adjustment. While Mr. Something Zagata was waiting to pick up Lindsay he reportedly hit Antonia Bennett’s car. That would be the daughter of Tony Bennett. And then he was shocked that she didn’t immediately recognize him.

The New York Post has Antonia’s side of the story:

“[He] was hostile with me. He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me.” Her manager, Keya Morgan, said Zagata was waiting to pick up Lohan in the parking lot of the Rehearsals.com recording studio in Burbank and talking on his cellphone when “he hit Antonia’s car. Then he has the nerve to jump out and scream, ‘Don’t you know who I am? I represent Lindsay Lohan! How dare you get in my way!’ He had no idea who Antonia was.” Morgan said that Zagata tried to blame Antonia “but [that] there were six witnesses, including the security guard who saw him ram her.” He said that Antonia was shaken up and that her car suffered close to $2,000 in damages.

Dude, you’re the driver…and apparently you suck at it. The only time you “represent” Lindsay is when you try to convince the paparazzi that she isn’t really drunk, just tired.

Angeline Jolie is Too Skinny

What is going on with Angelina Jolie? I know she’s got (wait, let me count) 4 kids now and her mom just passed away, but good heavens, someone get this girl a cheeseburger, or a veggie burger, or a protein shake. I saw these pics and I seriously couldn’t believe my overly critical eyes. Angie is wasting away. She’s so skinny she’s making Nicole Richie look like the picture of good health. Angie, skip Africa this month and hit a spa with an all you can eat buffet.

Britney is a Hot Mom

Britney Spears is confusing me. She goes from hot to fumpy and now she’s back to hot. Why is she messing with my head? Pick a look, sweetheart.

So anyway, here’s Brit strutting her stuff once again as she leaves the Millenium Dance Complex. And she’s with her kids…in the most technical sense of togetherness. And while the rugrats are being carted around by hired help at least they’re in the same photo as their mother.

Lindsay Lohan’s Driver is About to be Fired

Lindsay Lohan is such a bad driver that even her driver can’t drive. And the guy needs a serious attitude adjustment. While Mr. Something Zagata was waiting to pick up Lindsay he reportedly hit Antonia Bennett’s car. That would be the daughter of Tony Bennett. And then he was shocked that she didn’t immediately recognize him.

The New York Post has Antonia’s side of the story:

“[He] was hostile with me. He ran into me, then got out of his car and started yelling at me.” Her manager, Keya Morgan, said Zagata was waiting to pick up Lohan in the parking lot of the Rehearsals.com recording studio in Burbank and talking on his cellphone when “he hit Antonia’s car. Then he has the nerve to jump out and scream, ‘Don’t you know who I am? I represent Lindsay Lohan! How dare you get in my way!’ He had no idea who Antonia was.” Morgan said that Zagata tried to blame Antonia “but [that] there were six witnesses, including the security guard who saw him ram her.” He said that Antonia was shaken up and that her car suffered close to $2,000 in damages.

Dude, you’re the driver…and apparently you suck at it. The only time you “represent” Lindsay is when you try to convince the paparazzi that she isn’t really drunk, just tired.

Angeline Jolie is Too Skinny

What is going on with Angelina Jolie? I know she’s got (wait, let me count) 4 kids now and her mom just passed away, but good heavens, someone get this girl a cheeseburger, or a veggie burger, or a protein shake. I saw these pics and I seriously couldn’t believe my overly critical eyes. Angie is wasting away. She’s so skinny she’s making Nicole Richie look like the picture of good health. Angie, skip Africa this month and hit a spa with an all you can eat buffet.

Britney is a Hot Mom

Britney Spears is confusing me. She goes from hot to fumpy and now she’s back to hot. Why is she messing with my head? Pick a look, sweetheart.

So anyway, here’s Brit strutting her stuff once again as she leaves the Millenium Dance Complex. And she’s with her kids…in the most technical sense of togetherness. And while the rugrats are being carted around by hired help at least they’re in the same photo as their mother.

Michelle Rodriguez Likes the Ladies

File this item under less than shocking. Lost star Michelle Rodriguez has outed herself. Rumors of her preference for tacos over hot dogs have followed her for a long time, but Michelle has finally made it official. She talks to Curves Magazine about her sexuality and her relationship with actress Kristanna Loken.

From GCN:

Even though Loken wouldn’t specify the name or gender of her lover, she came with the following answer when asked about her involvement with Michelle Rodriguez on the set of the film BloodRayne, “There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.”

So the butch girl is in fact a butch girl. Well I’m glad I can put that great mystery out of my head.