Britney Probably Didn’t Beat the Kids Either

Now this is fighting dirty. Looks like Kevin “gimme the kids” Federline may be the snitch who called the kiddie cops in on Britney Spears. Cause nothing says custody fight like child abuse allegations. Just wait until Britney acuses of K-Fed of forcing the tykes to listen to his freestyling all day long. Oh yeah, it’s coming.

From TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services “abuse investigation” into Britney Spears does not involve physical mistreatment of her children.

Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids. Curiously, although DCFS keeps these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed today by K-Fed’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, suggesting it might have been Fed-Ex himself who lodged the complaint.

Well who knew that being a mother meant you had to feed and clothe the kids and take them to the doctor. What a rip off! Why don’t they just drive themselves to the grocery store for vegetables and whole grains if they don’t like Doritos and Red Bull? I mean Sean Preston is what, like 2? Why doesn’t he have a job yet?

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