Bridget Moynahan Makes Tom Brady Suffer

Oh baby, Bridget Moynahan is one bitter mommy. Not that I blame her. Superbowl baby daddy Tom Brady did dump her when she was preggers to tap some hot Brazilian ass. That would get my maternity knickers in a twist too. And now that the little bundle of Brady-dom has been born, Bridget is making Tom pay…not literally, though I’m sure that’s in the works.

From TMZ:

Gatecrasher reports that while Bridget allowed Brady to see the baby they conceived together, Tom “was only allowed to come after the baby was born. The woman would not see him, period.” Bridget also didn’t give the baby Brady’s name. But if Tom thinks there’s going to be any reconciliation — or that he’ll be able to see the boy whenever he wants — “Bridget is not giving him any slack on this at all.”

Yeah, Bridget named the kidlet John Edward Thomas Moynahan. You know Tom was bummed when he heard that. He didn’t even make it into the top two names. He’s in there after some dead relative or some random name Bridget found in the phone book.

Tom probably called her up and was like “Hey, I wanted to name the kid after me.” And Bridget was all “I tried that, but Tom Brady is an Asshole wouldn’t fit on the birth certificate.” Then Tom was all “Oh ok, never mind.” Touchdown Bridget.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *