Jenna Jameson is…ummm…Pretty?

I give up. What can you say about former porn superstar Jenna Jameson? She’s just freaky looking. I mean her eyes are still beautiful, but let’s face it, who’s looking at her eyes? Her mouth is all funky, her collarbones could be loaned out to cut diamonds and she’s gone from being built like a…well…like a porn queen to looking like a coat rack wearing a hat.

Add to that her mega-ton boyfriend Tito Ortiz and it’s just to much wrongness to process. And talk about awkward, check out their smoochies. When I see that pic all I can imagine is the voice in Jenna’s head telling her that there are too many calories in Tito’s tongue.

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