Teri Seymore in a bikini, dating Simon Cowell apparently causes anguish.

I mean, what else would explain this skinny catastrophe, otherwise known as Simon’s fiancé British TV personality Teri Seymour? She needs to stop by the mini-mart on her way home and score some nachos. If she doesn’t look out, she is going to start looking worse than Paula. These pics are coming from a vacation the couple took in Barbados. Good thing Simon doesn’t judge Bikini Idol, because this mess would be asked to leave.

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Teri Seymore in a bikini, dating Simon Cowell apparently causes anguish.

I mean, what else would explain this skinny catastrophe, otherwise known as Simon’s fiancé British TV personality Teri Seymour? She needs to stop by the mini-mart on her way home and score some nachos. If she doesn’t look out, she is going to start looking worse than Paula. These pics are coming from a vacation the couple took in Barbados. Good thing Simon doesn’t judge Bikini Idol, because this mess would be asked to leave.

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Nicole Kidman NOT pregnant.

According to her, which seems a pretty solid source, she isn’t packing a sex trophy.

news.com.au says, “She’s in Australia making a film and her family are in Australia. She’s happily ensconced away somewhere having a few days break. It’s the silly season. As far as we’re concerned, it’s another rumour out of London.”

Good to hear, I am growing tired of posting preggo stories and DUI debacles, celebs need to find something else to do. I really think we need another good ole fashioned car chase. Something super spectacular and fun to watch, something that has danger and intrigue.

On another note, how much hotter is Nicole without Cruisentology at her side? He ruins women, look at Katie Holmes now.

Although this picture of Nicole has her looking as though she really needs a tan. She sort of has a gothic look right now, but its still better than being in photos with Tom Cruise.

Fergie Ferg to marry Vegas star.

Josh Duhamel is one lucky man, or unlucky, I can’t get a good read on this. Josh proposed to Fergie around Christmas time, and she said hellz yes. I really don’t get why a guy like him would confining himself to the same piece of tail for the rest of his life, or at least force himself into sneaking around. He has a successful show, chicks dig him, I mean come on? Ferg is going to age fast, there is a lot of former meth use in her past, just the way things are.

I would keep the young starlets rotation alive and kicking if I were Josh. But hey, whatever makes him happy. Honestly, I don’t ever have issues like this.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt do some shopping.

The Brangelina shopping duo hit up the streets of New Orleans, apparently buying the kids some clothes. Brad Pitt is just weird now if you ask my opinion. He used to be super cool, I am not really sure what happened to him. I saw him do an interview a few weeks back and he talking about being old and sad.

Man up Brad, you have a hit chick and a lot of money. Life could honestly be worse.

Celebs need to stop crying, they are better than the rest of us and that should be good enough. We shouldn’t have to hear them whine.

I wonder it Angelina bought her dad a gift for Christmas?

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Hannah Montana shops at Victoria’s Secret

Her real name is Miley Cyrus and she is only 15, so why is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus out getting hooked up with lingerie? Have we learned nothing from the Jamie Lynn Spears debacle?

Kids these days are really growing up fast! Sounds like Billy Ray read the Lynn Spears instructional book on parenting. A how-to-guide to completely messing up your kids life. A DUI is in Miley’s future for sure…
Now I can’t get that silly, “Achey Breaky heart” song out of my head.

Day ruined.

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Kobe Bryant and daughter go check out an ice show.

Kobe took his daughter Gianna out to see Disney on Ice out in Anaheim. I wonder what poor kid had to sit behind Kobe? I am actually surprised that Kobe didn’t just have them move the ice to his living room for a private viewing.

Kobe is rich. I mean really rich. Really rich people do things like that, just because they can.

Oh ya, the Lakers are good again and Kobe is back in the good graces of LA after demanding a trade in the off-season.

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Lily Allen shopping at Harrods

The worlds largest department store was treated to a Lily Allen shopping spree during their big winter sale. Even celebs look for deals! And apparently stuffed bears. Lily is 22, pregnant, and apparently really bored. She is just weird looking to me, almost like a mix between Katie Holmes and Amy Winehouse on drugs (which is Amy Winehouse like all the time).

Lily’s publicist confirmed her un-wed pregnancy last week with her boyfriend Ed Simons of The Chemical Brothers.

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Hannah Montana shops at Victoria’s Secret

Her real name is Miley Cyrus and she is only 15, so why is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus out getting hooked up with lingerie? Have we learned nothing from the Jamie Lynn Spears debacle?

Kids these days are really growing up fast! Sounds like Billy Ray read the Lynn Spears instructional book on parenting. A how-to-guide to completely messing up your kids life. A DUI is in Miley’s future for sure…
Now I can’t get that silly, “Achey Breaky heart” song out of my head.

Day ruined.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt do some shopping.

The Brangelina shopping duo hit up the streets of New Orleans, apparently buying the kids some clothes. Brad Pitt is just weird now if you ask my opinion. He used to be super cool, I am not really sure what happened to him. I saw him do an interview a few weeks back and he talking about being old and sad.

Man up Brad, you have a hit chick and a lot of money. Life could honestly be worse.

Celebs need to stop crying, they are better than the rest of us and that should be good enough. We shouldn’t have to hear them whine.

I wonder it Angelina bought her dad a gift for Christmas?

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