Pam, I don’t think you need much help with this request. Your looks and career were gone well before you started flaunting your new “trick” around Vegas. I have a request for Criss, can you please just make both of you dissapear to a world where being washed up and being a total douchebag is quarantined from the rest of the free world?
Criss needs to trick his hair into being cool also, because this weird flop thing is god-awful. I hate magicians. Except Carrot Top, because he is the real deal. And he is more attractive than Pamela at this point.