I mean, what else would explain this skinny catastrophe, otherwise known as Simon’s fiancé British TV personality Teri Seymour? She needs to stop by the mini-mart on her way home and score some nachos. If she doesn’t look out, she is going to start looking worse than Paula. These pics are coming from a vacation the couple took in Barbados. Good thing Simon doesn’t judge Bikini Idol, because this mess would be asked to leave.