Kobe Bryant and daughter go check out an ice show.

Kobe took his daughter Gianna out to see Disney on Ice out in Anaheim. I wonder what poor kid had to sit behind Kobe? I am actually surprised that Kobe didn’t just have them move the ice to his living room for a private viewing.

Kobe is rich. I mean really rich. Really rich people do things like that, just because they can.

Oh ya, the Lakers are good again and Kobe is back in the good graces of LA after demanding a trade in the off-season.

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Michael Lohan offers family advice.

Not sure which of the two is worse? Michael Lohan offering family advice or Lynne Spears offering parenting advice?

Extra says, “Stand together,” he insisted. “Stand by each other and don’t let anyone come between you.”

How about a combination of the two? I mean, this is basic science here. If you combine two elements that are utterly pathetic, then they become normal as they cancel each other out.

This is just too damn funny. How can either of these idiots be giving advice in public. What a mess Hollywood is. Next week, we hope to hear from OJ regarding how to make a relationship work.

I really think we have heard enough of these two idiots.

Just kidding, we need them for blogs like this to be possible.

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Mischa Barton mugshot

The shot we have all been waiting on finally hit the interweb, and just before the New Year…just think, this picture will be sooo last year in two days.

For those of you living in a cave or watching the Discovery Channel too much, Mischa likes to throw down a few vicodins, wash it down with some red wine and then hit the open roads of West Hollywood. Ok, I am guessing what the narcotic and booze of choice are, but that is my job, to spread rumors. But I am willing to bet I am right. Vicodin is the new trendy thing to do in Hollywood. It is the new cocaine of the 80s.

I do have to say, this is one of the better mugshots I can recall in some time. You have to be really hot to pull these off. I think only Nicole Ritchie can challenge her for the sexy mugshot category.

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Nicolette Sheridan, the nipple slips out while frolicking

The Nicolette Sheridan beach frolicking marathon continues and the pictures just keep rolling in. At least this time we have something to ooh and aww about. Her nipple, which I might add looks pretty good. If she could only stop making those weird faces while frolicking about the beach I might be able to stand the chick.

If she makes these kinds of faces while hitting warm Caribbean waters, imagine what her face looks like while I am making love to her. Sweet love. And yes, I said imagine me, not you, because I am probably better than you at pleasing milfs. I have a ton of experience.

Seeing that Nicolette is in the Caribbean are of St. Barts, it would be safe to assume that she has a very low tolerance for cold. Look at the pictures and decide for yourselves…

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Nicolette Sheridan, the nipple slips out while frolicking

The Nicolette Sheridan beach frolicking marathon continues and the pictures just keep rolling in. At least this time we have something to ooh and aww about. Her nipple, which I might add looks pretty good. If she could only stop making those weird faces while frolicking about the beach I might be able to stand the chick.

If she makes these kinds of faces while hitting warm Caribbean waters, imagine what her face looks like while I am making love to her. Sweet love. And yes, I said imagine me, not you, because I am probably better than you at pleasing milfs. I have a ton of experience.

Seeing that Nicolette is in the Caribbean are of St. Barts, it would be safe to assume that she has a very low tolerance for cold. Look at the pictures and decide for yourselves…

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Michael Lohan offers family advice.

Not sure which of the two is worse? Michael Lohan offering family advice or Lynne Spears offering parenting advice?

Extra says, “Stand together,” he insisted. “Stand by each other and don’t let anyone come between you.”

How about a combination of the two? I mean, this is basic science here. If you combine two elements that are utterly pathetic, then they become normal as they cancel each other out.

This is just too damn funny. How can either of these idiots be giving advice in public. What a mess Hollywood is. Next week, we hope to hear from OJ regarding how to make a relationship work.

I really think we have heard enough of these two idiots.

Just kidding, we need them for blogs like this to be possible.

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Mischa Barton mugshot

The shot we have all been waiting on finally hit the interweb, and just before the New Year…just think, this picture will be sooo last year in two days.

For those of you living in a cave or watching the Discovery Channel too much, Mischa likes to throw down a few vicodins, wash it down with some red wine and then hit the open roads of West Hollywood. Ok, I am guessing what the narcotic and booze of choice are, but that is my job, to spread rumors. But I am willing to bet I am right. Vicodin is the new trendy thing to do in Hollywood. It is the new cocaine of the 80s.

I do have to say, this is one of the better mugshots I can recall in some time. You have to be really hot to pull these off. I think only Nicole Ritchie can challenge her for the sexy mugshot category.

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LeeLee Sobieski in a bikini

You got it, the rarely scantily clout actress shows off her bikini look. Although, I am sensing some insecurity here due to the shirt tied around the waste. This is in-line with girls that where dresses over there jeans, they are usually hiding something. I am betting she looks nice and round, just the way I like ‘um. Also, the trademark black protects the fat is in action here. I wonder?

Well, whatever the case, her tits look awesome and her round bottom seems to go well with the rest of the recipe, at least from what I can see. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for telling me about her needs or her day.

Here is LeeLee Sobieski in a bikini.

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Jessica Simpson is the DVD Queen.

Page Six says, The turkey took in just $1,322 on its opening weekend in eight Texas theaters. Jessica’s next picture, “Major Movie Star,” with Vivica A. Fox and Steve Guttenberg, is also heading straight to DVD.

Jessica, it may well be time to finally do some porno. Hey, not for me necessarily, but for your career. Ok, and for me I wanna watch so bad my hands and legs are shaking. But seriously, now that your career has become a battle for crappy DVD releases, you need to raise the stakes and blow out the competition. You can’t live off these kinds of profits and you really don’t want to go back to singing. Actually, I don’t want you to go back to singing, I really don’t know what you want.

Lets face it, adult films rule when it comes to DVD’s. You will be a huge seller and a huge star. Paris who? Exactly Jess.

But do us all a favor, please dump Romo. I just don’t think he would sell well. He is kind of goofy, not sure if you have noticed that.

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Jamie Lynn Spears daddy not happy.

And I can’t blame him. It is about time that someone put Lynne Spears in check.

US Magazine says, “He doesn’t get a dime from his daughters,” the source says. “He busts his ass to take care of himself. That’s why he’s so furious with Lynne.” Usmagazine.com reported last week, per a source close to the family, that Jamie “refused to take any money and ‘profit off of his children.’”

What a ho-bag Lynne is. Selling out her daughters for profit. I bet her and the Highschool principal are in bed together with the negotiations for the yearbook sale. Lynne is probably so excited over her daughters pregnancy due to the flurry of dollar signs flashing in front of her. At least the dad has some class. I think Lynne just wants to upgrade the trailer…

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