Paris Hilton struck a pose outside the Ed Sullivan Theater last night. She was there to do The Letterman Show and promote her new, soon-to-be DVD flop, The Hottie and The Nottie. Remember her last Letterman appearance? Yeah, that went well. I think she almost cried. But you know Paris, she is a real emotional trooper. Especially when it comes to trying to delay her movie’s annual trip to Blockbuster.
But she is hot. And Canary yellow is her color.
More Paris Hilton canary pictures
Apparently Michelle Williams gave Heath Ledger the boot because, well, he liked to party. A lot.
Page Six says, He was partying, doing drugs. She didn’t like the company he was keeping. She gave him an ultimatum. . . . and threatened to get custody of the girl. He wanted to make it work, but it was this scene he was wrapped up in. Was he an addict? Yeah.”
And so it all comes out, as expected. The more to the story portion of things. Unfortunately, it really doesn’t matter if drugs actually contributed to his death, people will just assume so for the rest of eternity.
More from Page Six.
“Once you go down that road, then it gets really scary. Because all of sudden you shoot up, you take heroin, then you do a line of cocaine and then you take sleeping pills. Look at River Phoenix, he died exactly the same way.”
Supposedly a youtube video exist of Ledger blowing rails, but that seems nowhere to be found this morning.
Apparently Sam Lufti is now in charge. Which is odd since it seemed just yesterday that Lynne Spears was up in arms over him encouraging Britney to buy a car instead of going to get help. This time though it looks like Lufti skipped the sidetrip to Universal City Nissan and headed straight to the nutward. And furthemore, he is now in charge. Like really in charge.
TMZ says, We’re told her dad had gone ballistic back then, screaming and swearing at Lutfi — even pushing him — in front of Britney. As to what paperwork was signed, the cleanest thing would be if Britney signed a durable power of attorney, giving someone power to make medical decisions on her behalf in an emergency. We are told no such document was signed, but somehow Britney made it clear she wanted Lutfi to make those decisions.
Ok, take a moment. Let it all sink in. Britney Spears just signed away her life. WTF?
E! Online says, Lutfi was said to be key in making it happen, even over the objections of the singer’s recently reunited mother, Lynne.
“The scene inside the house was chaos,” the insider continued. “Lynne was shouting at police. She didn’t want them to take Britney away at first. It was a zoo.”
This is a total disaster in wait. Ok, yeah, I get that its been a disaster for some time now, but this really seals the deal. She isn’t even in charge of her life anymore and the guy that is doesn’t get along with her more than half the time. White padded walls, wow.
And why not just commit Lynne while you are at it? She drives me crazy.
Crack as in a%& crack. Not Amy Winehouse crack.
These pictures are super hot. I may go out and buy her album now. And listen to it.
Just kidding, I just want to see her nudes. Yeah, she’s an artist, she’s really smart….blah. What does her tits look like? I like to get down to what is really important when it comes to female celebrities.
More Avril Lavigne bikini pictures.
Apaprently Cruisentology has money. And lots of it.
NY Daily News says, Cruise, whose net worth is upwards of $250 million, is known to have an affinity for fast vehicles, including motorcycles, Porsches and planes. Some estimate the actor spent $1 million in 2006 on fuel alone.
That’s a lot of cash. Maybe now he can raise the production level of his Cruisentology videos? You know, the ones where he acts like he is the leader of Jonestown? I would start by changing up the music and getting a new, fresh and even more whacko voiceover guy.
Katie Holmes actually looks good in this picture, but nothing like her form in Dawsons Creek. Cruise ruined her. She is too skinny now, probably from al the stress that being a Cruisentologist comes with.
Or so the word is on the street. Apparently Adnan Ghalib test male enhancement products. Yes, he test penis pills. Now I can totally understand the appeal Britney Spears has to him. You see, Britney is crazy and crazy bi$%tches like to have sex. A lot. It makes them feel better about themselves.
Here is an excerpt:
Tell Us a Little Something About Yourself:
I work in “the” industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide.
How is he a filmmaker?
Oh wait, I just answered my own question. Penis enhancement, Britney Spears and a filmmaking career. To think the entire time the answers were right in front of us.
That is all I need for a title.
I would kill a midget if I could be one of those people touching her in the picture. How on earth does one come across that job?
We are looking for motivated individuals willing to touch supermodels on the buttocks 8 hours per day, Mon – Fri. You get two fifteen minute breaks and a 1/2 hour lunch.
I wouldn’t take the breaks. Seriously, I wouldn’t even take the lunch. I would be too freaked that some smuck would jump into the buttock touching rotation and I would be moved to lining up chairs duty. I think I would actually sleep on the set in the lawnchairs. I would never leave all week while the shoot was going on.
I would be a shoe in for employee of the month.
I can’t believe how hot she is. It kind of sickens me.
Here are more Alessandro Ambrosio bikini pictures.
US Weekly says, We called it a rumor yesterday, Angelina Jolie being pregnant. Well, an obvious rumor. And now it is more and more obvious to the rest of the shallow world.
One SAG attendee tells Us in its latest issue, on newsstands now, “It was so obvious she was pregnant. You could clearly see the bump’s outline.”
If the baby comes out as African decent, I am going to laugh because that would be controversial and ironic. And funny.
Ok, that isn’t going to happen. But hey, one can wish for dramas? Anyways, another hot starlet bites the dust. Jessica Alba is pregnant also. So this pretty much sucks. I really don’t want this blog to be overrun with pregnancies. Hopefully this is just a phase.
But why when it is just easier to wear a preggo dress to a major media function. So I guess Angelina Jolie is having a little Pitt. Why not? Jessica Alba is pregnant so why not ruin the last of the hotties in Hollywood? I think this just gave me morning sickness.
What is wrong with the African baby farms? That deal was working out for all of us. Why throw a hitch into things? The way I look at it Angelina is that you are now leaving some poor African kid to die, or worse, attend Oprah’s school.
This seems totally selfish to me. What about guys like me that depend on new pictures of you for “things.”
More Angelina Jolie pictures.
Feeling like life has you down? Well my depressed friend, meet Amy Winehouse. She spends $1000 a day on drugs and somehow, she still will not die.
News of the World says, “I want Amy to grab this opportunity in rehab so we can have a marriage and future together. Because the way she’s going I really fear I will come out of prison to no wife.
“I dread my cell door being opened and the chaplain informing me, ‘Amy’s dead.’
“I have that nightmare three or four times a week.
Opportunites in rehab are this: you meet other people that share your same affinity for said hobbies. Like doing blow, and apparently a lot of it. Amy Winehouse just makes me feel better about myself, like things just aren’t that bad. Sometimes I get depressed about being a loser and somehow Amy Winehouse encourages me abysmal reality.