Finally, an actual reason to report on The Spice Girls tour. Melanie Brown grabs Victoria Beckhams surgically enhanced left breast at a show in London. Not sure which song it happened during, I can’t imagine that anyone would actually care. And in even bigger news, Victoria’s face remained frozen like a glacier even while her breast was being fondled on stage.
These girls might as well just perform topless. It really is the only way the show stands any chance. Think about it, I had forgotten they were even on tour until the breast popped out.
I would think Victoria’s breast would pop out a lot considering they are totally crooked.