Katie Holmes accepts award for being ugly

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At the 13th Annual Critic’s Choice Awards last night, Katie Holmes wore a toga. Someone run Tom Cruise over with a bus. I will pay for your bus fare. I want the girl from Dawson’s Creek back now. What is this mess? If you look at the pictures, which are posted below, it is tough to identify where her breasts ends and her stomach begins. I really can’t for the life of me figure out what she is trying to do with her looks anymore.

She even stands awkwardly now, look at the last picture, it looks like she has dislocated her knee.

Congratulations Katie, you let Cruisentology completely overhaul you into a spitting image of a street light pole.

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