Nicole Richie offered Broadway job in Hell Hath Frozen Over.

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Ok, the real part is for the Broadway show, Chicago, but I just can’t believe she could pull that off.  If Nicole Richie, a renownd Hollywood socialite best known for being friends with Paris Hilton, is qualified for Broadway, then I would say we have seen the last days of Broadway.

US Weekly says, “It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet. It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got,” the source says. “It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.” 

People are really excited about Nicole Richie? Who are these people? I mean, hey, I want to sleep with her, but I am not excited about her as a performer. What on earth has this country become? Broadway should remain the sacred haven of TV stars that can actually act, or those that have lived and breathed it there entire life. I bet you could find a NYC waitress at random that could perform better than Nicole. This is completely unimaginable to me.

Two doctors cleared by DEA in Heath Ledger investigation.

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Looks like there will be no conspiracy in the Heath Ledger overdose.  The kid just took too many pills, no outside influences.

New York Post says, The Drug Enforcement Agency questioned the medics and found that both of them had met with the “Brokeback Mountain” star and prescribed him other medications, but they are not the source of the two powerful drugs taken by Ledger, 28, who was found dead on Jan. 22. 

I think this story is next to dead at this point, no pun intended. Time to let Heath rest in peace and stop trying to dig around.

As many of you probably saw, the Academy Awards ended there tribute to those past Academy winners that passed away last year, it was concluded witha picture of Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain.

Hayden Panettiere is so uber sweet.

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Oh Hayden, you done done good girl. Hayden Panettiere posed for the new Candies ad campaign…oh how sweet it is! Also included is Hayden and her mom shopping.

I think as a way to show my support of Leap Year, I am going to go out and by me some Hayden Candies. I might even open the box and eat the candy out of it. Just kidding, I could never destroy something so sacred and delicate.

Yes, I am weirdly obsessed with Hayden Panettiere. Yes, you are also. She sure has come a long ways from fighting Asian boating expeditions on a paddle board.

Here are some more Hayden Panettiere pictures and, Happy Leap Year, for whatever that it’s worth.

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Nicole Richie offered Broadway job in Hell Hath Frozen Over.

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Ok, the real part is for the Broadway show, Chicago, but I just can’t believe she could pull that off.  If Nicole Richie, a renownd Hollywood socialite best known for being friends with Paris Hilton, is qualified for Broadway, then I would say we have seen the last days of Broadway.

US Weekly says, “It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet. It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got,” the source says. “It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.” 

People are really excited about Nicole Richie? Who are these people? I mean, hey, I want to sleep with her, but I am not excited about her as a performer. What on earth has this country become? Broadway should remain the sacred haven of TV stars that can actually act, or those that have lived and breathed it there entire life. I bet you could find a NYC waitress at random that could perform better than Nicole. This is completely unimaginable to me.

Two doctors cleared by DEA in Heath Ledger investigation.

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Looks like there will be no conspiracy in the Heath Ledger overdose.  The kid just took too many pills, no outside influences.

New York Post says, The Drug Enforcement Agency questioned the medics and found that both of them had met with the “Brokeback Mountain” star and prescribed him other medications, but they are not the source of the two powerful drugs taken by Ledger, 28, who was found dead on Jan. 22. 

I think this story is next to dead at this point, no pun intended. Time to let Heath rest in peace and stop trying to dig around.

As many of you probably saw, the Academy Awards ended there tribute to those past Academy winners that passed away last year, it was concluded witha picture of Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain.

Hayden Panettiere is so uber sweet.

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Oh Hayden, you done done good girl. Hayden Panettiere posed for the new Candies ad campaign…oh how sweet it is! Also included is Hayden and her mom shopping.

I think as a way to show my support of Leap Year, I am going to go out and by me some Hayden Candies. I might even open the box and eat the candy out of it. Just kidding, I could never destroy something so sacred and delicate.

Yes, I am weirdly obsessed with Hayden Panettiere. Yes, you are also. She sure has come a long ways from fighting Asian boating expeditions on a paddle board.

Here are some more Hayden Panettiere pictures and, Happy Leap Year, for whatever that it’s worth.

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Paris Hilton topless for 944 Magazine, you go girl!

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While Nicole Richie is off impressing Broadway, Paris was keeping it real for 944 Magazine by being topless. I would like to extend a big thanks to Paris for not trying to perform on Broadway and keeping it real by continuing to use her body to get ahead in the world. You’re hot Paris, and all you have to do is let people take pictures of you complimented with the occasional dirty act on camera that leaks to the Internet. Broadway is work. Simple Life is enough.

N ow that I think about it, I bet Nicole is having this Broadway crap spread since Paris is now on the hunt for a new Simple Life partner in crime.

Now it all makes sense. Enjoy more Paris Hilton pictures, they are pretty hot.

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Heidi Montag. That’s it.

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What were you expecting? Look, let me set the record straight for you, all Heidi Montag does with her days is walk around looking for paparrazi.  She isn’t at an Award show, she is going to her next sitcom appearance, she is just walking her long, beautiful legs up and down Robertsons blvd. all day. I guess today she talked about some worthless Myspace, fit to be a celeb deal. Who cares Heidi?

One thing I will say is that all the walking has certainly been good to her legs and but. Check out more pictures of Heidi Montag walking aimlessly the streets of Hollywood.

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Angelina Jolie is being mean to Jennifer Aniston.

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Angelina jolie and Jennifer Aniston were supposed to have a little sit down and discuss the issues between the two, namely Brad Pitt, in hopes of making things less tense. But Angelina decided not to show at the last minute. And if author Robert Greene, author of The 48 Laws of Power is correct, it wasn’t because she was adapting more African kids.

US Weekly says, “If Angelina is trying to get under Jen’s skin – push her buttons – this is a clever way to do it,” Greene adds.
“Imagine you’re in Jen’s shoes,” he says. “You’re worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It’s infuriating. If intentional, it’s definitely a power move.”

I would say this makes Angelina a big meanie. I would also say this makes Jennifer a nut case. I mean, come on, how long has it been? Wow, Jen is now used goods. No guy wants to date a chick that can’t get over being hung up on a dude. Vince Vaughn was supposed to be the rebound. What happened Jen?

Well, she is hot. Check out more Jennifer Aniston pictures.

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Heidi Montag. That’s it.

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What were you expecting? Look, let me set the record straight for you, all Heidi Montag does with her days is walk around looking for paparrazi.  She isn’t at an Award show, she is going to her next sitcom appearance, she is just walking her long, beautiful legs up and down Robertsons blvd. all day. I guess today she talked about some worthless Myspace, fit to be a celeb deal. Who cares Heidi?

One thing I will say is that all the walking has certainly been good to her legs and but. Check out more pictures of Heidi Montag walking aimlessly the streets of Hollywood.

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