Nicole Richie offered Broadway job in Hell Hath Frozen Over.

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Ok, the real part is for the Broadway show, Chicago, but I just can’t believe she could pull that off.  If Nicole Richie, a renownd Hollywood socialite best known for being friends with Paris Hilton, is qualified for Broadway, then I would say we have seen the last days of Broadway.

US Weekly says, “It is in the super early stages of discussions and no decision has been made yet. It would give her a reason to really show her talent and to stay in the new place in NY Joel just got,” the source says. “It also shows people are really excited about Nicole right now.” 

People are really excited about Nicole Richie? Who are these people? I mean, hey, I want to sleep with her, but I am not excited about her as a performer. What on earth has this country become? Broadway should remain the sacred haven of TV stars that can actually act, or those that have lived and breathed it there entire life. I bet you could find a NYC waitress at random that could perform better than Nicole. This is completely unimaginable to me.

Two doctors cleared by DEA in Heath Ledger investigation.

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Looks like there will be no conspiracy in the Heath Ledger overdose.  The kid just took too many pills, no outside influences.

New York Post says, The Drug Enforcement Agency questioned the medics and found that both of them had met with the “Brokeback Mountain” star and prescribed him other medications, but they are not the source of the two powerful drugs taken by Ledger, 28, who was found dead on Jan. 22. 

I think this story is next to dead at this point, no pun intended. Time to let Heath rest in peace and stop trying to dig around.

As many of you probably saw, the Academy Awards ended there tribute to those past Academy winners that passed away last year, it was concluded witha picture of Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain.

Hayden Panettiere is so uber sweet.

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Oh Hayden, you done done good girl. Hayden Panettiere posed for the new Candies ad campaign…oh how sweet it is! Also included is Hayden and her mom shopping.

I think as a way to show my support of Leap Year, I am going to go out and by me some Hayden Candies. I might even open the box and eat the candy out of it. Just kidding, I could never destroy something so sacred and delicate.

Yes, I am weirdly obsessed with Hayden Panettiere. Yes, you are also. She sure has come a long ways from fighting Asian boating expeditions on a paddle board.

Here are some more Hayden Panettiere pictures and, Happy Leap Year, for whatever that it’s worth.

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Paris Hilton topless for 944 Magazine, you go girl!

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While Nicole Richie is off impressing Broadway, Paris was keeping it real for 944 Magazine by being topless. I would like to extend a big thanks to Paris for not trying to perform on Broadway and keeping it real by continuing to use her body to get ahead in the world. You’re hot Paris, and all you have to do is let people take pictures of you complimented with the occasional dirty act on camera that leaks to the Internet. Broadway is work. Simple Life is enough.

N ow that I think about it, I bet Nicole is having this Broadway crap spread since Paris is now on the hunt for a new Simple Life partner in crime.

Now it all makes sense. Enjoy more Paris Hilton pictures, they are pretty hot.

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Angelina Jolie is being mean to Jennifer Aniston.

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Angelina jolie and Jennifer Aniston were supposed to have a little sit down and discuss the issues between the two, namely Brad Pitt, in hopes of making things less tense. But Angelina decided not to show at the last minute. And if author Robert Greene, author of The 48 Laws of Power is correct, it wasn’t because she was adapting more African kids.

US Weekly says, “If Angelina is trying to get under Jen’s skin – push her buttons – this is a clever way to do it,” Greene adds.
“Imagine you’re in Jen’s shoes,” he says. “You’re worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It’s infuriating. If intentional, it’s definitely a power move.”

I would say this makes Angelina a big meanie. I would also say this makes Jennifer a nut case. I mean, come on, how long has it been? Wow, Jen is now used goods. No guy wants to date a chick that can’t get over being hung up on a dude. Vince Vaughn was supposed to be the rebound. What happened Jen?

Well, she is hot. Check out more Jennifer Aniston pictures.

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Heidi Montag. That’s it.

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What were you expecting? Look, let me set the record straight for you, all Heidi Montag does with her days is walk around looking for paparrazi.  She isn’t at an Award show, she is going to her next sitcom appearance, she is just walking her long, beautiful legs up and down Robertsons blvd. all day. I guess today she talked about some worthless Myspace, fit to be a celeb deal. Who cares Heidi?

One thing I will say is that all the walking has certainly been good to her legs and but. Check out more pictures of Heidi Montag walking aimlessly the streets of Hollywood.

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I still can’t believe Sean Penn is with Petra Nemcova.

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Whatever, it just can’t be right. It has become my obsession. I realize Sean Penn is rich, but really, Petra Nemcova seems out of his league. What has he even done lately? I am Sam? Well, I am pissed. Seeing that pregnancy is the Hollywood trend, this relationship is becoming dangerous. If she ends up pregnant, I may kill myself.

Lets really examine this.

Here is Sean Penn at his finest.

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Ok, now here is Petra Nemcova at her finest. Thoughts?

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Lindsay Lohan is not BFF with Prince.

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So Prince threw a post-Oscar party last Sunday and guess who thought they were invited, but turned out uninvited?

Fox News says, Pop Tarts was left wondering where on earth party girl Lindsay Lohan was amid the excitement.
“A big deal was made by Prince’s people that she wasn’t to be invited or if she was already, she needed to be uninvited,” our source said. “Apparently, Lindsay thought they were friends, so I am assuming she would have been disappointed.”

I guess the pictures and title of the entry pretty much gave it away, but I thought I would try to have as much fun with this as humanly possible. The only way I could possibly have more fun with this is if I would have been invited to Prince’s party and taken pictures of it, then posted them.

But I wasn’t invited either. So that takes some of the fun out of this mornings festivities.

End of the day, I am not a celebrity and Lindsay Lohan is. You bet your bottom dollar that if I was a celeb, I would have been invited to Prince’s party and I would have showed up with a mini-Heinekin keg.

More Lindsay Lohan (not invited to Prince’s party) pictures.

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Ashlee Simpson pregnant?

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The Sun says, Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby.
In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.

What a freak this guy is. Oh well, another hot piece of action bites the dust. Seriously, this is sad that of all the trends infecting Hollywood, pregnancy is leading the list. Wait until all these kids get older, it will be like Ridgemont High all over again. Bring back the Valley!

Lindsay Lohan is really hot and right now would be prime for her to defeat her evil sister. Heck, it really wouldn’t take much of an effort to beat sister Jessica Simpson’s Box Office numbers. 

Oh well, more Ashlee Simpson pictures.

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Pamela Anderson says marriage was a fraud.

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She really needs to find a personal shopper. I guess this whole 2 day marriage thing has really got Pam in a bad mood lately, maybe it’s effecting her fashion taste. Nevertheless, Pam Anderson says the recent marriage to Rick Salomon is a sham due to fraudulent court papers.

AP says, In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Friday, Anderson asked the court not to award spousal support and to keep her and Salomon’s income and property separate. On Monday, Anderson filed a request to have a retired judge handle the annulment proceedings — a common practice in celebrity split-ups as it keeps matters private and out of the court. 

God Rick, just let her go. She isn’t even hot anymore. You are really starting to look like a bigger douchebag than you already are. Pamela Anderson is not falling from grace, she is falling apart. Have you looked at her lately?

Man, move on.

Or look at more of Pamela Anderson’s pictures. That should help.

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