Cher and Tom Cruise created “yuck”

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By “yuck,” I mean they did the dirty.

People says, “He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “
Winfrey’s audience particularly appreciated Cher’s remembrance of the “long date” she spent with Cruise – “I lived in his apartment,” she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd.

I wonder if he kept her in a cocoon while she lived in his Cruisentology spaceship, only allowing her to breath through straws while watching him dance on a couch and tell her he loves her.

Stop the madness.

No Sex Tape in The Hills?

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Yesterday, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt spilled the beans about a Lauren Conrad Sex Tape on The Tyra Banks show.

US Magazine says, “I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist,” Wahler tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. “Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention.
“Lauren is my friend,” Wahler continues, “and it is insulting to her to suggest this.”
On Tuesday’s Tyra Banks Show, Pratt declared, “I know for 100 percent fact it did exist – 1000%!”

The Hills are alive,
with the sound of
bulls#$t.

Come on, enough with these media games. The girl either did the dirty or she didn’t, lets stop the madness. I actually think Lauren is the hottest one on the show, and if she does release a sex tape, the will be able to finally knock Heidi Montag back out of the spotlight, for good.

Or at least until she has her own sex tape.

Jaba the Hut has nothing on Harrison Ford, says Carrie Fisher

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Carrie Fisher once let Harrison Ford jedi mind trick her into sex. Well, apparently Carrie was already down to do the deed before they worked together on Star Wars, which is where the it all went down.

The Sun says, “I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!” She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”
Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

Was he naked and sniffing your bras? If he were, that would be a much better story to tell. But I have to ask the question on everyone’s mind, did he get to do her while she was dressed in character? If he didn’t, his game just went down like 5 solid points.

Kim and Khloe Kardashian fight for Bentley.

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Here are some shots of them at Australian Fashion week. My God, Kim looks amazing. But looking amazing doesn’t mean you can win a bar fight against your built like a linebacker sister. The two went to blows over who gets the Bentley, and I must say, Khloe is one intimidating b#$tch.

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Oh well, here are some good Kim Kardashian sexy pictures.

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Heidi Montag flys Spencer Pratt’s flag.

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I wish she’d fly my flag, I would salute her with the little soldier right back…because I am respectful like that. And guess what else? Apparently, according to team Heidi and Spencer, Lauren Conrad does have a sex tape. This all came out on the Tyra Banks show.

Tyra asked Spencer if he actually watched it and he said he’d rather throw up making it the first time I actually agree with the douchenozzle. I’d rather watch a video of my vacuum cleaner humping my couch. I wonder what that would look like… *hunts for camcorder* 

Shut up Spencer, you are full of s#%t. There is no man on earth, with the exception of Richard Simmons, that doesn’t want to see Lauren Conrad having sex.

More Heidi Montag the patriot erecting flags.

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Ashley Dupre is selling Joe Francis.

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Her 15 minutes went by in roughly 9 minutes. During that span she lost millions of dollars, her pride, and her sultry escorting job. But now she is back, true American style.

AP says, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, contended in the lawsuit that she was only 17 — too young to sign legally binding contracts — and drunk on spring break in 2003 when she agreed to be filmed for “Girls Gone Wild” in Miami Beach.
Dupre “did not understand the magnitude of her actions, nor that her image and likeness would be displayed in videos and DVDs,” says the lawsuit filed by Miami attorney Richard C. Wolfe.

You go girl. Just not wild.

I wonder if Joe’s defense will actually try to say she wasn’t drunk?

Vanity Fair responds to Disney

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Disney is worried about the recent shots of Miley Cyrus in Vanity Fair ruining her image with parents. You know, the ones of her smiling and having a great time.

New York Times says, A Disney spokeswoman, Patti McTeague, faulted Vanity Fair for the photo. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines,” she said.

Vanity Fair says, Um, was Cyrus—or Disney—at all anxious about this shot? “No, I mean I had a big blanket on. And I thought, This looks pretty, and really natural. I think it’s really artsy.” 

Ah yes, she certainly looks the part of manipulated. Shortly after this shoot she was taken back to the basement wear she was brainwashed into thinking that shooting for a major publication was a good idea for her career.

More Miley Cyrus tortured soul Vanity Fair pictures.

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Brooke Hogan rocks out in her bikini.

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Brooke Hogan knows how to work the presses. Even though when she is in her bikini she looks as though she is entering the wring at Wrestlemania 2008, she still turns heads. And sometimes knocks heads into turns when she is upset. Good to see that she is really handling her parents divorce well.

More Brooke Hogan pictures.

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Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo take disgusting to a new level.

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PDA is one thing, but Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo swapping chewed cake is far another. In fact, I am mortified to even put these pictures up this morning. Hey, Jessica Simpson is sexy as a firecracker, and I would pretty much share anything with her: except chewed cake. Yuck!

I remember when I was in highschool and this couple kissed and swapped chewed pizza. I have never really gotten over it.

More Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo cake swapping pictures…if you really want to see them…

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