Careful, by reading this post, you are subject to entering the vortex of Cruisentology. Many people have died inside this vortex.
Apparently the Cruises bought a new home in Beverly Hills. They invited their fake friends that wanted free shrimp coctails, oh yeah, they also invited Oprah.
Page Six says, One attendee said, “Everyone he’s been having issues with was invited: Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, you name it. Then there were all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology ‘cures’ gays . . . There’s a tenet in Scientology that basically says, ‘After you cut people off, you have to invite them back in.’”
Oh holy weirdness. You have to invite them back in? Is there a pill that cures this insanity?
More Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes party pictures.