Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s home broken into.

Yep, you guessed it, by the paparazzi. These guys actually dressed up in camoflage and went in Chuck Norris style. The plan, however, was foiled by the French Chateau’s security team. Now I ask you, if they had gotten the pictures, wouldn’t that have been proof of breaking an entering? I don’t know, these guys sound like tools.

AP says, Police spokeswoman Capt. Olivia Poupot said Friday the two photographers were wearing camouflage clothes. She said police officers took them and the two guards in for questioning after Thursday’s bust-up at the Jolie-Pitt family’s Miraval estate.
Poupot said she didn’t know how long the paparazzi had been on the chateau grounds or further details about the “altercation with the guards.”
“One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you’re not necessarily going to politely show them the way out,” she said

Spike Jonze replaces Heath Ledger.

Michelle Williams is now dating director Spike Jonze. His new movie, Where the Wild Things Are, is upcoming. I wonder what being Heath Ledger’s replacement is like? That can’t be fun, particularly with The Dark Night doing so well.

Star says, “Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips,” says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike’s Manhattan apartment. “There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic.”

Kim Kardashian is back to hitting the gym.

I gotta say, Kim Kardashian is looking pretty good these days. Although all of us TRUE FANS do worry that she may lose too much weight. She is the lone renegade of Hollywood women that keeps that butt real. I would hope things could stay as such.

Cindy Taylor on a runway.

I really have no idea who she is. But here are some sexy pictures of Cindy Taylor at the Ed Hardy 2009 swimwear fashion show. She’s pretty hot, although if this post had Ed Hardy only, it would be lame. The bikini portion really saves this post.

More Cindy Taylor bikini pictures.

Christian Bale gets hot tail.

Christian Bale, the infamous American Psycho, is apparently and American nice boy as well. Flaunting his hot model girlfriend around the streets of NYC, he took time out of his schedule to sign autographs for some loser kid in jean shorts. Um, aren’t autographs kind of for the creepy people in society? You know, the ones that actually think they already know the celeb?

Anyways, the moral of the story is this: Christian Bale gets really hot tail.

Britney Spears back in Adnan’s arms?


That’s the rumor, but this time, rather than being out in front of all our eyes, they are doing it secret service style (which for Britney and Adnan, is still very much, in front of all our eyes). I guess the summer love bug is out in full force, nothing wrong with that, right? Or, she is just trying to get her sex tape out of his hands….um yeah, whatever works, right?

Daily Mail says, But sources claim the two haven’t got back together for purely romantic reasons – Britney is apparently terrified Adnan has an explicit video of her during the couple’s brief trip to Mexico in January.
‘Britney’s really scared that Adnan has a sex tape,’ an insider tells MailOnline. ‘She wants to get it out of his hands.’

Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures.


Lets get that long 4th of July weekend off to a big bang. Welcome Ashley Tisdale in a bikini. You know Ashley Tisdale, right? From Highschool Musical? Yeah, me neither, but hey, who cares? It’s a bikini shot, it’s her birthday (hopefully her 18th).

More summer sizzlin’ Ashley Tisdale bikini shots.

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Ashlee Simpson and her new preggo boobs.


Ashlee Simpson is finally a real woman. I love it. Ashlee showed off her 70’s hairdo and her new big boobs yesterday, giving the paparazzi something to flash bulbs over. Pete Wentz is a lucky guy. Sort of.  Anyways, this is pretty sexy and finally, something that makes her meaningful…I mean, unless you like lip-syncing?

More Ashlee Simpson preggo boob pictures.

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Alex Rodriguez hits it with Madonna, right after the baby.


I am really not sure of any other way to put it, A-Rod supposedly went over to Madonna’s the night after she had her baby. Talk about wasting no time in utilizing those prego boobs!

Us Magazine says, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was at Madonna’s Central Park West apartment in New York City shortly after his wife gave birth to their second daughter, has learned.
One source tells Us that Rodriguez, 32, visited the singer, 49, possibly as early as the night after his wife gave birth.

Um, is someone not happy at the home? Seems like Alex could do a little better with his extra-marital affairs. He may need to take the Charlie Sheen class “how to win women and sex outside your marriage.”

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Rob Lowe’s wife is a great manager.


If you are into racism and sexual innuendo accusations.

TMZ says, A former Lowe nanny has filed new legal papers, reiterating her most shocking claim — that when she tried to call in sick to work one day, Sheryl Lowe yelled the reason for her illness was “she got strep throat from sucking n****r d**k. I mean black d**k.”
“At the time,” Boyce says, “I was dating an African-American man.”

Wait, I’ve seen this movie that Sheryl speaks of. First, an african american plumber shows up and then the maid, Laura, says that her pipes are clogged. Then, yeah, the black plumbers starts prodding the pipes. The movie is actually excellent, mostly due to the “edge of your seat” plot.

Where do I apply for a job working for the Lowes?