Lindsay Lohan, the Democratic nightmare.

Lindsay Lohan wants Barak Obama to win. Barak wants to win. Which creates an issue because I think Barak would prefer that Lindsay support McCain. This weekend, Lindsay referred to Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, as a media obsessed whore. That’s just classy. It’s important to note that I would hit it with both Palin and Lohan.

However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”
Given Lohan’s past problems, plus ongoing brushes with controversy, I’ve learned the campaign quietly told the actress ”thanks, but no thanks,” but in far more diplomatic terms.

Britney Spears auctions topless photo of herself.

But apparently someone at Ebay didn’t enjoy it, as it was pulled. It was up with a minimum set bid of $10k. Strangely and sickly, the portrait has been hanging in her parents house up until the auction. Why on earth any parent would want a painting of their daughter’s topless body is beyond me. When breaking down the causes of Britney’s issues, sometimes the answers are right in front of you. Oh yeah, all the proceeds are set to go to The Promises Foundation which helps low income women and children with behavioral and mental issues.

Eva Longoria is fat, not phat.

Yep, Eva Longoria is denying that a mini Spur is on the way and is summing it all up in one big word. FAT. That’s right, she says she is fat. I’d hit it hard. Congrats on the new bob cut also Eva, really accentuates your fatness.If she’s fat, I want fat girls to start hanging out with me. That’s how I want to roll.

US Magazine says, “I’m just fat,” she said Tuesday during an interview with Le Grand Journal with husband Tony Parker. She then burst out laughing while Parker chuckled nervously.
To make Gabrielle look like she has two kids, Longoria has said she ate “everything in sight! Pasta … pizza.”
Her other secret for looking heavier? “I have butt pads, I have thigh pads, I have stomach pads!”

Giselle gets more Tom Brady than she expected.

Tom Brady is out. He tore his ACL which will need to be surgically repaired and will take at least a year to heal. The star quarterback must be deeply saddened that he now has to spend his days laying around and healing with a supermodel.

The AP says, The 2007 NFL Most Valuable Player will miss the entire ‘08 season with a left knee injury that needs surgery, the team said Monday. That leaves the Patriots without one of the game’s great quarterbacks and severely damages their hopes of a return trip to the Super Bowl.
Coach Bill Belichick would not say what the injury is, but the play, Brady’s reaction and the prognosis all point toward a torn anterior cruciate ligament.

Ashton Kutcher is coach Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher can now add to his resume, which previously consisted of MILF Marrier and Prankster. He is now a High School coach. Apparently he showed up to help some youngsters out. I like Ashton, but he sure dosesn’t strike me as the coaching type. I wonder if day one had them all learn how to put pepper in jock straps?

Page Six says, “The team was totally surprised when they showed up for practice and Ashton was there,” said our source. “His best friend is the head coach and asked for his help.”

Lindsay Lohan has twins also.

Unlike Ashlee Simpson’s twins, Lindsay Lohan’s twins are the cool kind. The kind that make her “fun.” And the kind that attract attention. They were at full mast this weekend in New York City at Fashion Week. Man, this is one of the best racks around if you ask me. Good going Lindsay, keep up the great acting career.

More Lindsay Lohan big boob pictures.

Katie Price wears big panties.

Katie Price is hot, her lingerie, apparently not so much. But lingerie is for coming off, right? I just don’t know if these panties can actually come off, to be honest. I wonder if they come with some sort of key? They look like a straight jacket for her wild and crazy ****….ok, I am being harsh. Life goes on. Katie Price is sexy.

McCain presidential race now in full demise.

Um, talk about ways to have your Presidential chances totally thrown out the window, and it would be tough to think of any better reasons. First, he chose a woman from Alaska with hardly any experience.

Palin, 44, a self-described “hockey mom,” is a conservative first-term governor of Alaska with strong anti-abortion views, a record of reform and fiscal conservatism and an outsider’s perspective on Washington.
“She’s exactly who I need. She’s exactly who this country needs to help me fight the same old Washington politics of me first and country second,” McCain told a roaring crowd of 15,000 supporters in Dayton, Ohio.

Next you have the afformetioned conservative woman who believes in family values, announce that her 17 year old daughter is preggo.

The Palins, in a statement released by the McCain campaign, said Bristol “came to us with news that we as parents knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned” and that their daughter “has our unconditional love and support.”
“We ask the media to respect our daughter and Levi’s privacy as has always been the tradition of children of candidates,” their statement said.
Senior McCain campaign officials said McCain knew of the daughter’s pregnancy when he selected Palin last week as his vice presidential running mate, deciding that it did not disqualify the 44-year-old governor in any way.

And finally, you have a hurricane hit during your Republican National Convention. Rock on.

Katie Downs is very hot, and British.

I don’t always think the Brits bring all that much to the table. But meet British model, Katie Downs. She’s an absolute stunner. I love the public display of lingerie. And the gloves. And the stomach. The list goes on really, she rocks. This girl obviously knows when to lay off the fish and chips.

More Katie Downs lingerie pictures.