Victoria Beckham: Finally worth cheating on.

I used to be the biggest advocate for monogamy when it came to Victoria Beckham, even during the “she has crooked boobs” phase. Even in the face of critisism that she’s shallow, untalented and self-centered. But this haircut simply changes my tune. I think its time for David to go look up that former nanny’s number, or start getting numbers from Laker girls that sit in front of his floor seats (I just saw him at the Houston game, he didn’t look happy, now I know why). I wonder if he had any say in this hair-do? And how much did it cost? Can you buy hair back? Anyways…..not saying I wouldn’t, just saying I wouldn’t without someone on the sly….

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