Alex Rodriquez shows off former family to paparazzi.

Just a day after taking heat that Alex Rodriguez was ditching his kids on Thanksgiving to hang out with Madonna, these fun-loving pictures surfaced countering any such claim. Of course, they appear as staged as Heidi Montags entire life. Nevertheless, apparently he left the family at 4pm and went over to Madonna’s place to meet her and Gwyneth, whom he is trying to homewreck also.

The third baseman hopped into his black Porsche around 4p.m. and sped off to Star Island – where Madonna has a home.
Sources say he is staying there while he’s in town, and witnesses saw his car parked there overnight.
Later, the kabbalah cronies celebrated at the estate of Jeff Soffer, the bachelor billionaire who reportedly has come between Gwyneth Paltrow and rocker hubby Chris Martin.
Feeding speculation that Paltrow and Martin are ready to split, Paltrow has been staying at Soffer’s Indian Creek Island mansion and spent Thanksgiving with him, sources said.
“Gwyneth has confided to friends she and Chris are taking a break,” a source claimed. “Jeff is crazy about her.”

Pink releases her new video, gets funky with herself.

Pink doesn’t want to be the girl at 4am you call, but she does want to make out with herself in her latest video, Sober. Or whatever it is that’s going on here. She performed this on the AMA’s also, if you happened to catch that. Ironically, Scott Weiland, formerly of the Stone Temple Pilots, introduced someone right before Pink performed and he obviously wasn’t sober. Rock on, I guess. Here are some picture of Pink, who is also throwing a big New Year’s Eve party in Vegas at her ex-boyfriends bar, Wasted Space. The video is below also, check it out.

Winona Ryder, still baked, still lifting things that aren’t hers.

Winona Ryder is just bizarre anymore, if you ask me. And since you are reading, you did ask me. Anyways, last week she took too many Xanax on a flight and collapsed. This week, she merely lost $125 of Bulgari jewelry. I guess they let her borrow it. If history teaches us one thing about Winona, she doesn’t really know the definition of the term borrow.

Sticky-fingered actress Winona Ryder mysteriously lost a diamond-encrusted bracelet and ring worth more than $125,000, according to a published report.
Ryder told Bulgari jewelers that she misplaced their gems, which had been out on loan, after wearing them at a Marie Claire bash in Madrid on Sunday, according to the French celebrity-news magazine Voici.
The “Girl, Interrupted” star – convicted in 2002 of shoplifting in Beverly Hills – claimed she lost the precious stones after handing them in an envelope to her hotel’s front desk for safe keeping.
But Voici reported no hotel surveillance cameras captured Ryder giving the jewels to front-desk personnel.
Bulgari has asked police in Madrid to investigate, according to Voici.
A representative for the actress did not return phone and e-mail messages seeking comment last night.
A US-based spokeswoman for the famed Italian jeweler confirmed that the company had loaned gems to Marie Claire magazine for event organizers to then lend to celebrity partygoers.
The Bulgari representative declined to discuss Ryder or say whether any jewels were missing.

Anyone spending Christmas morning at the Ryder residence should warn the kids to padlock the stockings this year. Things may get borrowed

Natalie Portman likes to “do it.”

Natalie Portman turned down the play, Doubt, and playwright Patrick Shanley says its because she doesn’t really get celebacy. And that my friends, is awesome.

“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I wish my prom date in High School would have been similarly confused. More pictures of Natalie Portman chatting it up on her cell phone, probably about having sex.

Imogen Bailey poses for Maxim in UK.

I know, you are probably asking, who the heck is Imogen Bailey? The answer: Why do you care? She’s hot. And she’s exposed in this month’s Maxim UK. And it’s Friday. So this post rules. But if you must know, she is a soap star over there. See, now that you know, still doesn’t matter, does it? I tried to tell you that. Anyways, check out more of Imogen Bailey in Maxim this month. Or fly to London and watch her on her soap. Whichever you find to be easier.

Dancing with the stars finally over.

and more news from this Youtuber, What the Buck. This guy has a lot of energy. Anyways, there is some Spencer and Heidi news in here also, basically them doing fake stuff. Surprise! Oh yeah, don’t forget to get out and go shopping today. Really enjoy those crowds at the malls….yeah right….

Aubrey O’Day goes to Playboy for help.

When all else fails, take your clothes off for Hugh Hefner. And by fail I mean have P-Diddy give you the boot on Danity Kane.Here is more from TMZ.

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we’re told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens.

That’s the right attitude Aubrey, way to salvage a career that really never-was. Although, Hef is still cooler than P-Diddy, no matter how old he is. And, Aubrey has a very nice rack. I guess a lot of things are going for her in this case.

Imogen Bailey poses for Maxim in UK.

I know, you are probably asking, who the heck is Imogen Bailey? The answer: Why do you care? She’s hot. And she’s exposed in this month’s Maxim UK. And it’s Friday. So this post rules. But if you must know, she is a soap star over there. See, now that you know, still doesn’t matter, does it? I tried to tell you that. Anyways, check out more of Imogen Bailey in Maxim this month. Or fly to London and watch her on her soap. Whichever you find to be easier.

Natalie Portman likes to “do it.”

Natalie Portman turned down the play, Doubt, and playwright Patrick Shanley says its because she doesn’t really get celebacy. And that my friends, is awesome.

“I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I wish my prom date in High School would have been similarly confused. More pictures of Natalie Portman chatting it up on her cell phone, probably about having sex.