Sarah Palin is still hot. And still a total idiot.

Two Canadian radio djs are celebrating taking candy from a baby this morning. In what is one of the most unbelievable stories of all time, these two guys called Sarah Palin and pretended to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Have a listen, it will make your Election Eve day.

Things like this make the vision of a Post-Palin leader of the free world one of total catastrophe. How on earth would she think that the French President just picked up his celly and dialed up Sarah Palin without even as much as a warning? I guess Nicolas was really trying to burn those roll-over minutes.

Ice-T and Coco celebrate Ghettoween.

I know, Halloween is over and old news. But Ghettoween in the Ice-T and Coco family is always worth having a look at. These pictures are from Club Plumm. And yes, the fact that you are seeing them on the Internet means that the images are digital. Translation: These images can’t be burned.

Wishful thinking though.

Joaquin Phoenix, retires to land of acid trips.

Well, not completely, as Joaquin is a dude, but his recent pyschotic behavior has been very Britneyish, if y’all know what I mean. Not only did he write “BYE” and “GOOD” on his fingers as a way of signifying retirement, but he also screwed up the order. What does “BYE GOOD” mean? And for that matter, why would an actor retire, per se? Can’t they just stop working? So many questions, so little acid. Anyways, look at some of his other acts of ridiculousness.

Page Six says, The two-time Oscar nominee (”Walk the Line” and “Gladiator”) showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and “was out of it,” said one attendee. Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. “He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd,” said our source. “He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet.”

Holly Madison, the swap from Hef to douche is official.

Its over. The Hef days have ended, the Criss Angel magic trick where he pulls yet another hot piece of tail, has begun. I really would like to tell you that this is a bad joke, or that you are actually in the midst of a some awful nightmare, but I can’t. Platinum Blonde and former Playboy Mansion roommate Holly Madison is doing it with Criss Angel. I guess all those tables at Body English in Vegas have paid off.

People says,

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

 

John McCain sprints down the stretch, appears on Saturday Night Live.

John McCain is losing the election according to polls. But he will have one hell of a Comedy Central roast some day! McCain has been touring all the states wavering between him and Obama. While on the road, he stopped by Saturday Night Live and made fun of himself. Tina Fey looks none-to-happy. Personally, I can’t wait until Tuesday so this crap can just end.

Holly Madison, the swap from Hef to douche is official.

Its over. The Hef days have ended, the Criss Angel magic trick where he pulls yet another hot piece of tail, has begun. I really would like to tell you that this is a bad joke, or that you are actually in the midst of a some awful nightmare, but I can’t. Platinum Blonde and former Playboy Mansion roommate Holly Madison is doing it with Criss Angel. I guess all those tables at Body English in Vegas have paid off.

People says,

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

 

John McCain sprints down the stretch, appears on Saturday Night Live.

John McCain is losing the election according to polls. But he will have one hell of a Comedy Central roast some day! McCain has been touring all the states wavering between him and Obama. While on the road, he stopped by Saturday Night Live and made fun of himself. Tina Fey looks none-to-happy. Personally, I can’t wait until Tuesday so this crap can just end.

Paris Hilton went shopping for trashy lingerie.

Paris Hilton is still a viable celebrity news story. Particularly when she is shopping at Hollywood’s Trashy Lingerie! Paris has gained weight, and she looks awesome. I think some of the weight went to her….yeah…cans.  Maybe Paris is preggo? Lets hope not. She looking the best she has looked since she did that movie with the nightvision filter on it. 

Yeah, that was kinda mean. Live with it. Here’s some more Paris Hilton breast pictures.