Once again, Tony Romo FAILED miserably to take Americas Team, The Dallas Cowboys, past the first round of the playoffs. And this time, he did it in remarkable style by getting blown out by arch-rivals, The Eagles of Philadelphia. Have you ever seen a Philly crowd excited? It’s kind of gross, so that’s a double FAIL for Romo. Actually, wait, he completes the FAIL trifecta right here….
TMZ says, As if totally choking in the biggest game of the season weren’t bad enough, Tony Romo had to have Jessica “Yoko” Simpson rush to his side to help him with a little popped-out cartilage.
Basically, Romo passed out in the shower after the big FAIL and Simpson had to come help him. Supposedly it was an injury that caused him to pass out, but others speculate he took a peak at PacMan Jones with his towel off. Nevertheless, big FAILs on the report card all the way around. Hopefully he feels better. I mean, how bad can it be? His chick is hotter than everyone elses.
This Buck guy, I can’t decide if I like him, or want him ran over by a large Mac Truck. Anyways, he is gossiping about Miley Cyrus and her Youtube videos. I think this guy is a bit soft, if you catch my drift. He starts bagging on Taylor Swift, which pretty much confirms he doesn’t dig chicks. I mean, who cares if Taylor can sing? Whatever, check it out if you like.
Even after John Mayer helped her get all that media whoring attention to her number 1 holiday movie, Marley and Me, he has been demoted to Jen’s B-List New Year’s Eve lineup. Here is more from People.
While the couple appear to be staying in separate residences, their places are just a short drive away – and are connected by a private beach perfect for long walks at sunset.
Aniston is making a tradition of spending the holidays with the Arquettes, having spent a festive night out with them at Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Christmas Eve.
So basically, if nothing better comes up, she calls John. I wonder if he will leave the Cabo strip clubs immediately when she calls? I wouldn’t. I’d make her wait. But that’s just me and I am not a nice guy. Particularly to hot starlets. I mean, I get them all the time also, John.
I’d like everyone to give me even as much as one reason that this will not be the greatest movie ever made. The trailer alone deserves an Academy Award. Finally, a reason to go back to the movies. And just more proof that black people are cooler than white people. I may finally be able to let go of what a terrible move Tropic Thunder ways.
So Britney Spears is apparently dating internationally now. She is now being linked to her Indian choreographer Sandip Soparrkar, who is a known playa! Hey, don’t hate the playa, hate the game!
What does Britney Spears have to say about a budding romance with the hot choreographer Sandip Soparrkar? In true celebrity fashion, she says everything and nothing all at once: “Sandip is a very handsome man.” Soparrkar himself claims they’ll only be working, but he also teases the press subtly, saying that “I am planning to do the rumba, which is the dance of love.”
Lets just be straight about this: Britney Spears is hot again. And cute. She’s in shape. Smiling. All the goods. K-Fed is fat. So my score is: Indian 1, K-Fed 0. At least for this year. Now if this Indian can take crazy on his curry……he will be just fine.
And its not to save her looks. Angelina Jolie is being advised to stop having babies as it may pose a signifigant health risk. To her, not Brad. The only risk Brad Pitt has in all this is wearing condoms, which poses a serious annoyance threat to him. Ok! Magazine is reporting it.
“Her previous pregnancies ended with emergency caesarian secions,” an insider tells OK!. “She’s been told that, at the least, she should not get pregnant for a year after her last deliver, and it would be safer if she did not get pregnant, ever.”
The health complications this time around could pose a direct danger to the Changeling star, Dr. Larrian Gillespie, who has not treated Angie, tells OK!.
“Angelina is at risk of having a stroke or heart attack, and because she developed gestational diabetes, there is a high risk she’ll have it again, with the child being at risk for diabetes.”
I hear Angelina is fertile. Hey, I’m just sayin’…….
Katy Perry has had a lot of recent media attention swarming her, as of late. Not only does she have a huge hit song out, but she is also the Los Angeles New Years Eve performer that Carson Daly will cut to throughout the night. Taking the promotions of herself up 10 more notches, Katy went to Mexico and broke down into a bikini. And who knew? She has a rocking body. This has to make her one of the best singers in the world. The power of the boobs I say. Well Katy, I know I will be watching you on NYE along with Carson Daly. I mean, just kidding, I am going to be out hanging out with an A-List crowd of hot chicks. So what time does your gig start anyways? Not for me, just asking for a friend. Anyways, here are some more Katy Perry bikini pictures. Enjoy.
Bristol Palin, daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, welcomed a bastard child into her heavy hitting Alaskan political family.
“We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. “The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.”
The baby’s name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m., according to Jones.
This kid can look forward to a lifetime of hunting, trapping, paps blue ribbon and watching Russians wash their clothes all day and making sure they aren’t up to any funny stuff. So when’s the wedding? I guess never, if it hasn’t already happened.
Jennifer Aniston’s new movie, Marley and Me, won the Christmas day revenue battle by racking in around $50 million. On that note, I’d like to reach out to Jen and ask her to now stop making out with John Mayer in public, the movie is a hit, no need to push for more media whoring time. Did I mention that another movie also came out on Christmas day? Starring Brad Pitt? It didn’t do as well. Jen wins. Score one for the girl! I bet Angelina is being eaten alive over this.
Tom Cruise, the Scientoligist shown above attending his new movie’s premiere, Valkyrie, told the Sun he wants to have ten kids. Basically, he is launching an all out assault to finish off whatever possible attractiveness is left with his wife, Katie Holmes. This is comparable to when the US launches a massive bombing campaign in order to just get the job finished. Also, it appears that Tom believes he may be too active for his 16 years younger bride. Thoughts of this nature make me want to try out the Scientology deal, sounds like its a fountain of youth. More from the Sun.
On having more kids:
“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”
On the sixteen year age gap with Katie Holmes:
“If I’m worried about anything, it’s if she can keep up with me. I’m very active.”
On going to activities with his kids:
“I go to the children’s groups like other daddies. At first people look at me like, ‘My God, it’s him!’ and they treat me a little differently. But then they realise I’m just a father with my kids. It’s up to me to make everybody else feel okay about the fact that I’m there, and then everything just goes on.”
On discussing Scientology in interviews:
“I say, ‘That’s it, no more — go to the Scientology website’. I think I could have handled things better. I came across as arrogant and I didn’t communicate well.”