Bristol Palin welcomes bastard child to high profile political family.

Bristol Palin, daughter of former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, welcomed a bastard child into her heavy hitting Alaskan political family.

“We think it’s wonderful,” said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol’s grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. “The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited.”
The baby’s name is Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston and he was born at 5:30 a.m., according to Jones.

This kid can look forward to a lifetime of hunting, trapping, paps blue ribbon and watching Russians wash their clothes all day and making sure they aren’t up to any funny stuff. So when’s the wedding? I guess never, if it hasn’t already happened.

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