Lady GaGa looking a little beat up after partying.

I’ve had a little bit too much, much,
All the people start to rush, start to rush by,
How does he twist a dance? Can’t find a drink, oh man,
Where are my keys I lost my phone, phone.

Looks like Lady GaGa lived up to her own song lyrics last night in London. Wow, she looks a little beat up after leaving Club Bungalow nightclub in London’s party district. I hope she didn’t find her keys. She holds her liquor worse than Paris Hilton, her new BFF. But hey, if you are into drunk chicks with nice bodies, then I suggest you click on the rest of the Lady GaGa pictures.

Victoria Prince gets to know K-Feds rugrats…

Victoria Prince, the girl that is too hot for Kevin Federline but dating him regardless because she is having problems paying rent, is now pretending to like Sean Preston and Jayden James. She is seen in a variety of pictures on her maternal media blitz carrying the kids around, holding them, and playing with them. Britney Spears must be so thrilled. No seriously, she must be thrilled to not have to take care of those kids all the time. At least Britney is working on her abs with the downtime. Check out more pictures of Victoria Prince.

Victoria Prince gets to know K-Feds rugrats…

Victoria Prince, the girl that is too hot for Kevin Federline but dating him regardless because she is having problems paying rent, is now pretending to like Sean Preston and Jayden James. She is seen in a variety of pictures on her maternal media blitz carrying the kids around, holding them, and playing with them. Britney Spears must be so thrilled. No seriously, she must be thrilled to not have to take care of those kids all the time. At least Britney is working on her abs with the downtime. Check out more pictures of Victoria Prince.

Joaquin Phoenix wants to be a rapper.

You know a few weeks back when I reported about Joaquin Phoenix being nuts at Lavo in Vegas, by rapping? Well, apparently Joaquin felt that was sane. Look at me, I’m the nutcase now!!! Check out what MTV News has to say.

“The transition from one career to another is never seamless. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Joaquin came from a musical family, in addition to winning a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Johnny Cash,” Patricola wrote in an e-mail. “He intends on exploring his musical interests despite speculative, negative or positive reactions.”

So he is the next Vanilla Ice? Joaquin, please go back to making movies. Gladiator ruled. We miss you. Please come back to sanity.

Thanks,

Lady GaGa looking a little beat up after partying.

I’ve had a little bit too much, much,
All the people start to rush, start to rush by,
How does he twist a dance? Can’t find a drink, oh man,
Where are my keys I lost my phone, phone.

Looks like Lady GaGa lived up to her own song lyrics last night in London. Wow, she looks a little beat up after leaving Club Bungalow nightclub in London’s party district. I hope she didn’t find her keys. She holds her liquor worse than Paris Hilton, her new BFF. But hey, if you are into drunk chicks with nice bodies, then I suggest you click on the rest of the Lady GaGa pictures.

Ashton Kutcher doesn’t like his neighbors.

And he wants you to know it. He also has some very classy terms for the neighbor guy that is apparently doing something with the roof. He’s “pounding.” Ashton is really tough in this video. He also needs a better camera to use for future toughness.

Alessandra Ambrosio is still hanging out in St. Barts.

Alessandra Ambrosio is still hanging out in St. Barts, wearing a bikini, which is pure awesomeness. As reported here last week, Alessandra is in St. Barts to shoot for Victorias Secret. I was offered the job of misting her buttocks during the shoot, but I had some things going on and was unable to make it down. Unfortunately, I just can’t get out of this appointment I have sitting on my couch all day and watching The Real Housewives of Orange County, or else I would TOTALLY be there. Anyways, enough about me, check out more of these Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures.

Russell Crowe finally trying to lose weight.

Either that or he has become Syndey, Australia’s most famous bike messenger. Which I don’t think is the case, I can’t see Russell having much patient for bad drivers. It appears to me that he is trying to shed all the pounds he gained the movie, Body of Lies. I don’t get it. If I were famous and older, I’d just be content being fat. That’d be how I would role. You would still get chicks because even though you are fat, you are fat and Russell Crowe. Think about that for a few minutes.