We the FBI. We got guns.

This video kind of makes me want to go download music from Torrent sites. I really don’t get this. These are some austalian girls that apparently thought making a video would be cute. You can’t own guns in Australia, so don’t sweat it. I guess.

Paris Hilton looking splendid to start of ’09.

Paris Hilton posed for pictures on New Year’s Eve at the Bongo Virus party. And she looked fabulous.  I have no idea what the Bongo Virus party is. Nor do I care. But Paris is hot. Nothing more interesting to say, to be honest. Happy New Year Paris, we look forward to lots of pictures.

Britney Spears brother gets married.

Britney Spears brother got married on New Year’s Eve, to Jamie Lynn Spears manager. Hey, I know, this isn’t interesting, but it’s Friday morning and there isn’t all that much going on. What can I do? More from People.

It was beautiful,” a source tells PEOPLE about the elder Spears’s wedding to Graciella Sanchez, 36, longtime manager of little sister Jamie Lynn. “It was only close family, very small and intimate.”
While the couple’s engagement may have caught many by surprise – they only recently started dating seriously – the two have been acquaintances for years.
“The family was totally excited,” a friend of the family tells PEOPLE. “Graciella’s wonderful. Everybody was happy about it.”