John Mayer does a dude cruise, lots of gayness….

What….seriously, WHAT is going on in these pictures taken on a cruise ship in Mexico? Not only did John Mayer dump Jennifer Aniston, he celebrated by going on a gay cruise. And being gay. Wow, Jen must feel on top of the world this morning! This has to be the weirdest thing ever. Nothing good ever happens after you dump Jennifer Aniston, just look at Brad Pitt now. Its the curse of Jennifer Aniston, I say!

Gisele Bundchen owns Tom Brady’s son.

Gisele Bundchen is taking her Tom Brady lovefest to an entirely new level. Now she is saying she is his illegitimate sons mom. I don’t think even Tom Brady feels this way about the rugrat!

On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”

On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:
“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”

Obama girl, never going away.

Thanks to Youtube and cheap consumer video cameras, Obama Girl is never going away. I am not saying its a bad thing, her knockers absolutely rule. I am just speaking the truth. This is terrible. Her boobs look amazine. You decide if you want to watch.

Rihanna apparently not dating a douchebag…

Frankie Delgado is denying rumors that he is the latest douchebag in Rihanna’s life. He really doesn’t seem to have the pimphand fist that Chris Brown has, so I can see this all being true. They are just friends.

Despite rumors circulating on the Internet, Delgado said he and Rihanna are “just friends” Saturday while attending the grand opening of Wet Republic, the pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
Delgado, who has starred in MTV’s The Hills and Bromance, believes the chatter got started because “she’s been out, hanging out, I guess. It’s Hollywood, people talk a lot.”
Asked how she is doing, his reply was only, “She’s good.”

Um…so apparently Rihanna and Doucherific are dating!!!

Um…ok. So that last post about Frankie Delgado NOT dating Rihanna, well scratch that! Apparently the douchebag is hittin’ that! Wait, relax…by “hittin” that I meant….well, you know what I meant!

Spies said, “Frankie is total bull[bleep] and is now using her to try and get press on himself. He got her to come to Le Deux and then sold her out so he could see his name in print. He even told people she was dancing on tables — which is wrong.”

Um…so apparently Rihanna and Doucherific are dating!!!

Um…ok. So that last post about Frankie Delgado NOT dating Rihanna, well scratch that! Apparently the douchebag is hittin’ that! Wait, relax…by “hittin” that I meant….well, you know what I meant!

Spies said, “Frankie is total bull[bleep] and is now using her to try and get press on himself. He got her to come to Le Deux and then sold her out so he could see his name in print. He even told people she was dancing on tables — which is wrong.”

Jason Statham is cooler than you…

Here are some pictures of super action gamer reincarnated Jason Statham rolling around town with his super hot chick, Alex Zosman. his life pretty much rules. I should get into this movie business. Oh wait, I am not this cool. But I could go buy some shades (hot model chick not included). Click on the thumbnails, there is a good booty shot of Alex Zosman.

Angelina Jolie supports single moms

And we aren’t talking the stripper types, although that would be way cooler than what the Star is reporting this morning. Apparently, she is donating money to Octomom. Wow, talk about positive reinforcement!

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”
And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source.
“She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even more of a circus.”

Rihanna apparently not dating a douchebag…

Frankie Delgado is denying rumors that he is the latest douchebag in Rihanna’s life. He really doesn’t seem to have the pimphand fist that Chris Brown has, so I can see this all being true. They are just friends.

Despite rumors circulating on the Internet, Delgado said he and Rihanna are “just friends” Saturday while attending the grand opening of Wet Republic, the pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
Delgado, who has starred in MTV’s The Hills and Bromance, believes the chatter got started because “she’s been out, hanging out, I guess. It’s Hollywood, people talk a lot.”
Asked how she is doing, his reply was only, “She’s good.”

Obama girl, never going away.

Thanks to Youtube and cheap consumer video cameras, Obama Girl is never going away. I am not saying its a bad thing, her knockers absolutely rule. I am just speaking the truth. This is terrible. Her boobs look amazine. You decide if you want to watch.