Um…so apparently Rihanna and Doucherific are dating!!!

Um…ok. So that last post about Frankie Delgado NOT dating Rihanna, well scratch that! Apparently the douchebag is hittin’ that! Wait, relax…by “hittin” that I meant….well, you know what I meant!

Spies said, “Frankie is total bull[bleep] and is now using her to try and get press on himself. He got her to come to Le Deux and then sold her out so he could see his name in print. He even told people she was dancing on tables — which is wrong.”

Jason Statham is cooler than you…

Here are some pictures of super action gamer reincarnated Jason Statham rolling around town with his super hot chick, Alex Zosman. his life pretty much rules. I should get into this movie business. Oh wait, I am not this cool. But I could go buy some shades (hot model chick not included). Click on the thumbnails, there is a good booty shot of Alex Zosman.

Angelina Jolie supports single moms

And we aren’t talking the stripper types, although that would be way cooler than what the Star is reporting this morning. Apparently, she is donating money to Octomom. Wow, talk about positive reinforcement!

“Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids,” explains a source. “As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be.”
And while the money would no doubt help Nadya pay for everything from clothes to schooling, Angelina, 33, does have some misgivings about the gift, notes the source.
“She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even more of a circus.”

Rihanna apparently not dating a douchebag…

Frankie Delgado is denying rumors that he is the latest douchebag in Rihanna’s life. He really doesn’t seem to have the pimphand fist that Chris Brown has, so I can see this all being true. They are just friends.

Despite rumors circulating on the Internet, Delgado said he and Rihanna are “just friends” Saturday while attending the grand opening of Wet Republic, the pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
Delgado, who has starred in MTV’s The Hills and Bromance, believes the chatter got started because “she’s been out, hanging out, I guess. It’s Hollywood, people talk a lot.”
Asked how she is doing, his reply was only, “She’s good.”

Obama girl, never going away.

Thanks to Youtube and cheap consumer video cameras, Obama Girl is never going away. I am not saying its a bad thing, her knockers absolutely rule. I am just speaking the truth. This is terrible. Her boobs look amazine. You decide if you want to watch.

John Mayer does a dude cruise, lots of gayness….

What….seriously, WHAT is going on in these pictures taken on a cruise ship in Mexico? Not only did John Mayer dump Jennifer Aniston, he celebrated by going on a gay cruise. And being gay. Wow, Jen must feel on top of the world this morning! This has to be the weirdest thing ever. Nothing good ever happens after you dump Jennifer Aniston, just look at Brad Pitt now. Its the curse of Jennifer Aniston, I say!

Gisele Bundchen owns Tom Brady’s son.

Gisele Bundchen is taking her Tom Brady lovefest to an entirely new level. Now she is saying she is his illegitimate sons mom. I don’t think even Tom Brady feels this way about the rugrat!

On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”

On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:
“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”

Natalie Portman and Sean Penn?

Natalie Portman has somehow managed to lose some of her hotness. Which says a lot, considering many (including I) figured she would always have an additional 3 points on the 1-10 scale for hotness, due to her Princess Leah attire she war in Star Wars. But she managed to level even that off this week by being caught making out with Sean Penn at the Sunset Towers hotel in Hollywood. More from Star.

“They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out.”
“There’s a door outside of the hotel’s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it’s semi-private,” the eyewitness explains. “I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that’s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.”

He just played that guy, Milk. How sexy? They do say the ladies love the gay thing. I guess this goes a few steps in providing more evidence of such. Below is more hot Natalie Portman pictures. Enjoy while they last….

Rihanna really starting to epitomize class.

So if being in a relationship where you physically fight with your spouse doesn’t make you classy, then getting two pistols tattooed on your shoulders certainly should. Rihanna is posting pictures on her Myspace page of just that: Two pistols tattooed on her shoulders. The Tattoo artist BangBang did it. Wow, he really showcased his talent with this work….

Shawn Johnson from Dancing with the Stars spotlights our creepy story.

In news of the super creepy and super weird, a stalker named Robert O’Bryan tried to break into the set of Dancing witht he Stars and kidnap Shawn Johnson. He was armed. He believes that he was meant to impregnate her. This all according to TMZ.

According to documents filed by Johnson, “The LAPD searched [O’Ryan’s] vehicle and located a loaded .45 handgun, a loaded shotgun, and materials classically used for kidnapping including duct tape, zip ties, and a map to the victim. Also found were love letters, clippings and other information on the victim.”
According to the documents, O’Ryan told police “He had packed all his belongings and permanently left Florida to drive out here to be with [Shawn Johnson], he believes that she speaks to him personally through the television set and through ESP and that they will have a child together, he stated he would be with her no matter what.”

Um, yeah….