Paris Hilton and her toys…..

Purse strap or male genital? Whatever, I am now hornier than my first time going to prom stag. Hey, finding dates isn’t easy for everyone! Anyways, I adore this picture. I think you should also. If only we could get the lighting right…you know, something in a deep green, nightvision-esque look? Yeah, that’d do it. Ok, time for me to go watch a certain video. I will be back in just a bit….while I am gone, check out more pictures of Paris Hilton and the sex toy purse strap.

Carrie Prejean is now a martyr for the straights.

Carrie Prejean, pictured above in the video hating on the gays and their marriage ambitions, has decided to up the ante in the war against the gays. Carrie hit up the Today Show and unleashed her plan to take over the gays, here’s more.

“I think this is a huge issue right now. People are very passionate of this issue. I think regardless of our opinions, we just need to respect each other when we disagree. It’s all about respect.”
If so, somebody forgot to tell the organizers of the Miss California pageant, whose codirector Keith Lewis today released the following statement on Prejean’s foray into political activism:
“In the entire history of Miss USA, no reigning titleholder has so readily committed her face and voice to a more divisive or polarizing issue. We are deeply saddened Carrie Prejean has forgotten her platform of the Special Olympics, her commitment to all Californians, and solidified her legacy as one that goes beyond the right to voice her beliefs–revealing instead a much more opportunistic agenda.”

Somehow, Shannon Moakler keeps finding her way into this. You can’t go back Shannon, no matter how hard you try. Here she is talking about Carrie’s fake boobs being put on the Miss USA Gold Amex.

The organization paid for Carrie’s breast enhancement prior to her competing in the Miss USA pageant, which was held in Las Vegas, almost two weeks ago.
“It was something that we all spoke about together,” Shanna said referring to herself, Carrie and Keith Lewis, Shanna’s co-executive director. “It was an option and she wanted it. And we supported that decision.”

Jon Gosselin, caught cheating. I have no idea who he is.

I have no idea who this guy is, or why him cheating on his wife is a big deal. But this morning, its been made into a big deal. He and his wife have 8 kids and he decided to cheat on her in a bar. Imagine that! Here is more from People.

“Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV,” he says in a statement. “However, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”

Can someone leave a comment and tell me who the heck this guy is? Thanks.

Lindsay Lohan bikini saga: Day 2.

Lindsay Lohan continues her Hawaiian vacation, which means, you got it, more bikini pictures. And I can’t decide if I should pitch this to you as an exciting thing or a bad thing. I will take the latter. But to heck with it, as long as she is on vacation, I am going to post the pictures. Get used to it. More pictures of Lindsay Lohan frolicking in a bikini, below.

Sam Lufti has to stay away from Britney Spears

Sam Lufti has achieved the ultimate human dream: He’s been ordered to stay away from Britney Spears. Seriously, this is punishment? I think the saddest thing in all of this is that someone had to be forced legally to stay away from her. More from TMZ.

Britney and both her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are protected under the order. Lutfi and Jon Eardley are not allowed to go within 100 yards of Brit’s home, job or workplace.
Sam and Jon also have to stay away from K-Fed’s place and any of Britney’s family members’ homes.
The conservators filed for the restraining order because they said Lutfi and Jon were trying to torpedo the conservatorship by contacting Britney behind their backs.

A man’s dream of seeing Britney Spears live on her Circus Tour: Crushed.

Paris Hilton to be honored…

Paris Hilton is going to win an award, and its not for best actress in a night-vision scene. Yeah, I went there. Anyways, its for perfume. Believe it or not, her perfume not only sells, but it supposedly smells good, according to Parlux Fragrances. So Paris will be given an award at the 2009 FIFI Awards.

The moral of this wonderful story is that you can do absolutely anything if you put your mind to it and if your parents have a billion dollars.

Lindsay Lohan rocks out in a bikini.

Here is Lindsay Lohan in Maui this week, rockin’ out her bikini. I know, the first thing you are going to say is that she is too skinny. I beg to differ, I think she is a role model to girls everywhere. Ok, maybe she is skinny and maybe she does have an eating disorder, who knows? But also, who cares? Her boobs look great. Man, I am shallow, but its also a Tuesday so give me a break please.

Pamela Anderson, PETA model, steakhouse promoter.

Pam Anderson helped open up Sapphire Steakhouse in New York City. Two things stand out here: 1) Pam Anderson and the establishment name Sapphire in the same sentence whereas Sapphire is not the proper name of a strip club. 2) She just recently did a PETA ad and protested KFC. Boy, the colonel can sure smell hypocrisy when its around eh! Pam is finger lickin awful in the picture above, when will she stop dressing like a teenage girl at the mall? Oh well, if you like it, then click on all these Pamela Anderson trashy pictures.