Sam Lufti has to stay away from Britney Spears

Sam Lufti has achieved the ultimate human dream: He’s been ordered to stay away from Britney Spears. Seriously, this is punishment? I think the saddest thing in all of this is that someone had to be forced legally to stay away from her. More from TMZ.

Britney and both her sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are protected under the order. Lutfi and Jon Eardley are not allowed to go within 100 yards of Brit’s home, job or workplace.
Sam and Jon also have to stay away from K-Fed’s place and any of Britney’s family members’ homes.
The conservators filed for the restraining order because they said Lutfi and Jon were trying to torpedo the conservatorship by contacting Britney behind their backs.

A man’s dream of seeing Britney Spears live on her Circus Tour: Crushed.

Paris Hilton to be honored…

Paris Hilton is going to win an award, and its not for best actress in a night-vision scene. Yeah, I went there. Anyways, its for perfume. Believe it or not, her perfume not only sells, but it supposedly smells good, according to Parlux Fragrances. So Paris will be given an award at the 2009 FIFI Awards.

The moral of this wonderful story is that you can do absolutely anything if you put your mind to it and if your parents have a billion dollars.

Pamela Anderson, PETA model, steakhouse promoter.

Pam Anderson helped open up Sapphire Steakhouse in New York City. Two things stand out here: 1) Pam Anderson and the establishment name Sapphire in the same sentence whereas Sapphire is not the proper name of a strip club. 2) She just recently did a PETA ad and protested KFC. Boy, the colonel can sure smell hypocrisy when its around eh! Pam is finger lickin awful in the picture above, when will she stop dressing like a teenage girl at the mall? Oh well, if you like it, then click on all these Pamela Anderson trashy pictures.

Hugh Jackman’s balls in a bag.

Hugh Jackman’s balls were delivered to him in a bag. If you think I am making this up, the feeling is understandable. But I’m not. Apparently he did a nude gig in his latest movie, Wolverine. Check out more from OK! Magazine.

“It’s easy to jump off a waterfall naked, but for a PG-13 movie?! It took a lot of choreography!” he tells Entertainment Tonight.
Hugh will be the only one from now on to see those racy scenes, as he reveals what he calls, “the greatest wrap present” he’s “ever gotten.”
“Our director gave me a small little bag and inside it where about 8 bits of film, all cut. I said that’s interesting, then I held it up to the light and I said, ‘Ok, now I know why that’s in a bag!’ Now it’s in my safe somewhere. My privates in a bag!”

I wonder how many ladies would have loved to receive this bag? And with that, this entry is now done…..

Lindsay Lohan rocks out in a bikini.

Here is Lindsay Lohan in Maui this week, rockin’ out her bikini. I know, the first thing you are going to say is that she is too skinny. I beg to differ, I think she is a role model to girls everywhere. Ok, maybe she is skinny and maybe she does have an eating disorder, who knows? But also, who cares? Her boobs look great. Man, I am shallow, but its also a Tuesday so give me a break please.

Paris Hilton to be honored…

Paris Hilton is going to win an award, and its not for best actress in a night-vision scene. Yeah, I went there. Anyways, its for perfume. Believe it or not, her perfume not only sells, but it supposedly smells good, according to Parlux Fragrances. So Paris will be given an award at the 2009 FIFI Awards.

The moral of this wonderful story is that you can do absolutely anything if you put your mind to it and if your parents have a billion dollars.

Lindsay Lohan rocks out in a bikini.

Here is Lindsay Lohan in Maui this week, rockin’ out her bikini. I know, the first thing you are going to say is that she is too skinny. I beg to differ, I think she is a role model to girls everywhere. Ok, maybe she is skinny and maybe she does have an eating disorder, who knows? But also, who cares? Her boobs look great. Man, I am shallow, but its also a Tuesday so give me a break please.

Pamela Anderson, PETA model, steakhouse promoter.

Pam Anderson helped open up Sapphire Steakhouse in New York City. Two things stand out here: 1) Pam Anderson and the establishment name Sapphire in the same sentence whereas Sapphire is not the proper name of a strip club. 2) She just recently did a PETA ad and protested KFC. Boy, the colonel can sure smell hypocrisy when its around eh! Pam is finger lickin awful in the picture above, when will she stop dressing like a teenage girl at the mall? Oh well, if you like it, then click on all these Pamela Anderson trashy pictures.