Elisabetta Canalis, Clooney’s new actress toy.

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George Clooney’s new girlfriend, Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis, has boobs. And I have pictures of them, to serve as proof. Because that’s how I roll on Fridays. Oh, Happy Friday everyone. Don’t forget to leave some comments today about the boobs, or about your cubicle, or about that crappy boss of yours. Happy Clicking…

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Mischa Barton attempted suicide?

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The sad, sad life of Mischa Barton continues to get sadder and sadder with these reports surfacing of attempted suicide. They are saying the attempt was spawned from her being fired from the show, The Beautiful Life. Her reps deny it. More from E!.

Also, the insider asserts, the attempt may have coincided with Mischa’s bosses at the CW’s The Beautiful Life deciding they no longer desired her services.
“Absolutely false,” insists Barton’s rep, “your source is far from knowledgeable, as nothing they’ve told you is true, inclusive of the suicide attempt.”
When I pressed for what did put Barton in the hospital, he replied…
With nothing. There is no comment from Barton’s rep, at all–after repeated attempts–on what was ailing his client.
Hope it stays that way, to tell ya the truth, ’cause we’re hearing some inside Barton’s camp are spinning tales of Mischa being all downtrodden from a tooth ailment. For a psych stay?
Yeah, that’ll go over real well. Silence is, by far, the classier way to go here.
Dead air, by the way, is also the way the CW’s chosen to go, as they had zilch to say when I asked if they’d fired and asked Mischa back around the time of her stay at Cedars.

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Jon Gosselin, the who gives a damn story of the day.

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Jon Gosselin now hangs out at his home in Reading, waiting for chicks to show up to his gate. And they do, believe it or not, show up because they somehow think they are meeting a real celebrity. Boy, what has this country come to? And why doesn’t this happen to me? And what does one do with a picture of themselves and Jon Gosselin? More pictures if you want them….

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Imogen Thomas, topless, boobs, all that.

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British Reality TV star, Imogen Thomas, got topless yesterday in Marbella, Spain. And no, she had no idea the cameras were around, she was totally acting normal. Good lord, these boobs are simply awesome. Honestly, I had no idea who the heck she was until I saw these boob pictures. If this is reality in Britain, I need to get a passport. More Imogen Thomas topless pictures. Happy Clicking…

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Debbie Rowe settles custody battle.

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Debbie Rowe and the Jacksons have reached an agreement in the battle over the kiddos that aren’t hers. Yeah, weird eh? Anyways, Rowe gets to keep her originally agreement with Michael, minus the occasional SMS message reply whereas she says, “no, you look normal honey.” Here is more from TMZ.

Sources tell us, Rowe has agreed that Katherine Jackson will be the guardian of Michael’s children, subject to the judge’s approval.
Rowe will get visitation of the two children she had with Michael.
But here’s what’s interesting — Rowe wants and will get a psychologist who will visit the children and help them adjust to her being in their lives on a meaningful basis.
Rowe will maintain her parental rights. We’re told the agreement does not specify the amount of visitation.

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Jessica Simpson ticks off Indians.

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Jessica Simpson ticked off the Indians this week when a Reporter asked her if she planned to take back the boat she bought for former boyfriend, Tony Romo. She proclaimed that she isn’t an Indian Giver. Maybe its because she can’t get into the gate to repo the boat? Here is more from Us Magazine.

Jacqueline L. Pata, executive director of the National Congress of American Indians, tells Usmagazine.com Simpson isn’t the only person who uses the word in a derogatory sense.
The concept of Indians giving and sharing with one another is where the term originated, she explains, but has somehow morphed into an insensitive phrase that stereotypes Native people as ones who give and then take back.
“Most people flippantly use the comment ‘Indian giver’ without realizing its true meaning, Pata tells Us.

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Marilyn Manson threatens media to say things to his face.

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Marilyn Manson is upset that a writer from the LA Weekly called him a cocaine addict and paranoid. So to retaliate, he acted like he was on cocaine and feeling very paranoid about what others are saying about him.

“If one more ‘journalist’ makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans’ help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech,” Manson warns. “I dare you all to write one more thing that you won’t say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.

I may blog mean things about him. I’ve always wanted to meet the guy. You know????

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Eliza Dushku is in FHM, bikini

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Eliza Dushku did some lingerie and bikini posing for FHM this week. Might as well check it out, I mean, she is hot. You might remember her from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I guess. Trying to get excited over this. Hey

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Jon Gosselin done with public dating?

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Jon Gosselin is claiming that he has learned from his mistakes in terms of public dating. There was no mention regarding his hair style though. Just sayin’…..Here is some from Us Magazine.

“It’s crazy,” he tells Usmagazine.com. “I don’t want [8-year-old twins] Mady and Cara Googling me, and I have to explain [a photo] and lose that trust between my children. No, it’s dumb. Or explain it to my ex, Kate. Or explain to anybody what’s going on.”

More from Radaronline.

Asked if he was dating Hailey, Kate, both or neither, the source said: “He is choosing not to end anything with either woman. He’s dating and he doesn’t want to tie himself down.”
The source then admitted that Jon is deliberately sending out mixed signal publicly because he’s afraid that Original Kate (a.k.a. Mrs. Gosselin) is going to pursue a custody battle.
Defending Jon, one person who is friendly with him, said to RadarOnline.com: “Look , is there something wrong with a man going through a divorce dating any woman he wants?”

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