Lady GaGa Not Getting Any

Lady GaGa Butt Pictures

Lady GaGa has made it very clear that at this time she’s got no time for sex. Apparently her skimpy outfits and her singing about sex have nothing to do with her current situation. Lady GaGa, who broke up with her boyfriend Matthew Williams (a member of her off-thewall creative team Haus of GaGa) a few weeks ago, told E! during an interview:

I’m single because I don’t have the time. You know what? It’s OK. Even Lady Gaga can be celibate, you don’t have to have sex to be loved. If you can’t get to know them, you shouldn’t have sex with them. Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex

Aussie Supermodel Sues over Nude Photo

Lara Bingle Nude Photos

Lara Bingle, one of Australia’s sexiest and most popular supermodels, is in the process of suing her ex-boyfriend, she announced this morning. The reason? The ex-boyfriend, who’s no other than Brendan Fevola, an Australian football player with the Brisbane Lions, has made public without her consent, a photo of Lara Bingle nude in the shower. The controversial image was snapped by Fevola four years ago while the two were involved in a secret affair.

I don’t know what the big deal is, since there’s tons of photos of Lara Bingle nude floating around, but apparently she’s pretty upset about this particular photo. May be it shows her crotch from a different angle or something… who knows, but the truth be told, this gal is always suing someone, so you better watch out.



Audrina Patridge Adorns FHM

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Audrina Patridge hasn’t been in much lately, except for a handful of magazines where she’s been flaunting her assets, and FHM is one of them. Dressed in a series of bikinis, the The Hills babe posed in Hawaii for the latest issue of FHM UK, and she even took her bikini top off for some of the photos, although she wasn’t daring enough to show her massive tits to the photographer. Still, you get to see some side boob and just knowing that she’s holding her bare massive melons with her hands should be enough to give any man a good hard-on.

Despite these bikini photos that focus heavily on her boobs, the dark haired actress has been trying to show to the world that she’s more than just boobs, and after the recent release of her ad for PETA, Audrina has started a personal campaign to get people to adopt their next pet. During a recent interview she said:

I wanted to get involved with PETA because I’ve always been passionate about animals, and I think this is a great way to make people and all my fans aware of all the animals that need a home. And a lot of people go to pet stores and breeders to buy their animals, but you should adopt, so go to an animal shelter and rescue a dog.

I’m not sure I need another puppy at this time, but if Audrina is up for adoption, I’m willing to give her a very loving home!


Kim Kardashian Launches New Fragrance

Kim Kardashian Cleavage

Kim Kardashian’s boobies must smell really good, mostly after she publicly sprayed them with a good dose of her signature fragrance. Such a daring move probably had the effect of boosting sales but I guarantee it also increased the activity of salivary glands all over the world. Millions of men must be drooling all over these photos of Kim Kardashian and her good-smelling tits.

The perfume, which will have the name of its maker Kim Kardashian, was unveiled by the beautiful socialite yesterday in a red carpet ceremony in Hollywood. Following the event, Sephora stores launched the product, which so far has record sales, supposedly because it actually captures Kim’s true scent. Regarding the fragrance, Kimmy said:

I […] underwent a complete smell test with every perfume I like to make sure mine is nothing like those. I wanted something rich and creamy and sexy, but still youthful.

Creamy, sexy and youthful. Yep, that’s definitely her!


Audrina Patridge Adorns FHM

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Audrina Patridge hasn’t been in much lately, except for a handful of magazines where she’s been flaunting her assets, and FHM is one of them. Dressed in a series of bikinis, the The Hills babe posed in Hawaii for the latest issue of FHM UK, and she even took her bikini top off for some of the photos, although she wasn’t daring enough to show her massive tits to the photographer. Still, you get to see some side boob and just knowing that she’s holding her bare massive melons with her hands should be enough to give any man a good hard-on.

Despite these bikini photos that focus heavily on her boobs, the dark haired actress has been trying to show to the world that she’s more than just boobs, and after the recent release of her ad for PETA, Audrina has started a personal campaign to get people to adopt their next pet. During a recent interview she said:

I wanted to get involved with PETA because I’ve always been passionate about animals, and I think this is a great way to make people and all my fans aware of all the animals that need a home. And a lot of people go to pet stores and breeders to buy their animals, but you should adopt, so go to an animal shelter and rescue a dog.

I’m not sure I need another puppy at this time, but if Audrina is up for adoption, I’m willing to give her a very loving home!


Kim Kardashian Launches New Fragrance

Kim Kardashian Cleavage

Kim Kardashian’s boobies must smell really good, mostly after she publicly sprayed them with a good dose of her signature fragrance. Such a daring move probably had the effect of boosting sales but I guarantee it also increased the activity of salivary glands all over the world. Millions of men must be drooling all over these photos of Kim Kardashian and her good-smelling tits.

The perfume, which will have the name of its maker Kim Kardashian, was unveiled by the beautiful socialite yesterday in a red carpet ceremony in Hollywood. Following the event, Sephora stores launched the product, which so far has record sales, supposedly because it actually captures Kim’s true scent. Regarding the fragrance, Kimmy said:

I […] underwent a complete smell test with every perfume I like to make sure mine is nothing like those. I wanted something rich and creamy and sexy, but still youthful.

Creamy, sexy and youthful. Yep, that’s definitely her!