Chelsea Handler Sex Tape

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Chelsea Handler must have a very special sense of humor. Exactly the kind of humor that will make any man smile… it involves having a hot blonde in all fours getting screwed from behind. I’m all over that one!

Chelsea, who just had a sex tape leaked, claims that it’s not exactly a “sex” tape, but a little sketch she made about ten years ago for a Stand Up comedy act. If it’s “stand up”, how the hell do you end up doggie style?

Radar Online reports regarding the sex tape:

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance”, Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

Lindsay Lohan’s Bloody Pictures

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Famous photographer to the stars Tyler Shields teamed up with Lindsay Lohan to create the most controversial photos of the actress’ career. Nope, she’s not naked in them (just half naked), but what makes these images so shocking is the fact that Lindsay is covered in blood and laying on the flood pretending to be dead. Some pictures in this photoset show LiLo playing with a gun and even putting it to her mouth. Apparently what the photographer was going for was the “accidental suicide of a hot celebrity”. Whatever tickles his fancy… as long as he keeps on shooting Lindsay Lohan in lingerie, all is good.

Regarding these photos, Shields said in his blog:

Everyone has an idea of Lindsay Lohan and last night I had the pleasure of working with her she is a huge art lover and simply wanted to create some and that is exactly what we did!

Eva Longoria Launches New Perfume

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Following on Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian’s footsteps, Eva Longoria has joined the group of female celebrities that now have their own perfumes.

Eva’s scent, named simply “Eva”, was launched yesterday at the actress’ Beso restaurant in Hollywood. Beso, which means “kiss’ in Spanish, honors Longoria’s Hispanic roots, but her perfume is apparently much more international than the food venue, and rumor has it she wanted to give it a non-Spanish sounding name. If that is the case, I guess “Eva” will do it.

The fragrance was created in cooperation with Falic Fashion Group and Takasago, and according to its makers, has notes of citruses, bergamot tea, neroli, aldehydes and jasmin. In addition to this edition, another perfume by the same name was also created as part of the “Four Desperate Housewives” collection, which features fragrances for each one of the main characters of the TV show.

Sandra Bullock’s Latest News

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Today has been a big day for Sandra Bullock, who finally announced this morning that she is indeed filling for divorce from her husband Jesse James after he repeatedly cheated on her. That’s good news for both parties involved: Sandra can turn that page and find herself a new man, something that won’t be difficult at all; and Jesse can quit sex addiction rehab and go back to what he actually enjoys doing. After all, is there really such a thing as “sex addiction”? Every guy out there loves sex and would love to be banging a new chick every week. We just don’t have the money or means to do it.

Another news from the Sandra Bullock camp is that she released the first public photos of her adopted black son Louis Bardo Bullock, who will not have Jesse’s last name. The baby is an adorable boy of about 6 months of age, and about him, Sandra just said:

He’s just perfect, I can’t even describe him any other way. It’s like he’s always been a part of our lives.

Olivia Munn Nude for Peta

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Olivia Munn knows how to put her body to good use, mainly if it’s nude. And in this case, the use she’s putting it to is actually a very commendable one.

Olivia Munn took her clothes off for Peta, in an ad that encourages people to stay away from the Ringling Bros Circus. According to some secretly filmed videos that were recently released to the public, it has come to light that the handlers of the Ringling Bros Circus mistreat their elephants since a very early age to get them to perform tricks. I saw part of the video, and the truth is that those guys are pretty mean to the poor baby elephants.

Anyway, here is Olivia Munn naked. Nothing could be better. I just wish she would’ve moved that pesky foot!

Helena Mattsson Nipple Slip

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The nipple slip season of the year must’ve already started in Hollywood. Yesterday we had a Beyonce nipple slip and today it’s Helena Mattsson’s turn.

While attending the much awaited premiere of the movie Iron Man 2, Helena Mattsson posed on the red carpet for photographers and paparazzi, and just as she was getting ready to enter the movie theater, one of her nipples came out to say hello. Yes, I admit it, it’s a tiny nipple slip, but a slip nonetheless. And this one is the first one ever recorded! The Swedish born actress has always been so careful, that it’s hard to believe she finally slipped.

They said all along that Iron Man 2 had lots of surprises in it, I just never thought it’d be such a good one!

Lindsay Lohan and the Rolex Story

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TMZ reports today that Lindsay Lohan was named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex. Supposedly one of her girlfriends left it at her house earlier this year and now the darn thing is missing.

LiLo’s attorney issued a statement this morning saying that “the allegations are completely untrue”.

Now, let’s face it, Lohan may currently be a disaster and her life may be a shambles, but that doesn’t prove that she stole anything. Yes, she has “accidentally taken” stuff that is not hers in the past, like a Russian girl’s mink coat from a coat room. But with so many people always hanging around Lindsay and going into and out of her house all the time, how can anyone say that she grabbed anything? As a matter of fact, is there proof that her girlfriend actually left the watch at her place?

Beyonce Nipple Slip

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They say an image is worth a thousand words, and this post must be worth two thousand, because here are two photos of Beyonce slipping a nipple. The “My Name is Sasha Fierce” singer was at the beach with her family this past weekend when she turned to grab a drink and voila, her tit almost came out of her bikini top!

This is not the first time that a Beyonce nipple slip happens. We all remember too well when she had a tiny nip slip at the Oscar’s during her performance next to Huge Jackman. Not to mention the one just months before that, right after her engagement, also during a beach outing.

But it’s been a long time since those incidents, and heck, we’ve been too long without a nipple slip from anyone, so thank goodness for small favors!

Abbie Cornish has a New Man

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Abbie Cornish was spotted Saturday night hand in hand and mouth in mouth with no other than Josh Harnett. Sitting together, dancing and making out at Warren 77, a popular  New York bar, the two seemed to have forgotten about their respective failed relationships. Hell, if I were Josh Harnett and had Abbie Cornish able and willing right in front of me, I’d sure wouldn’t give even a mercy thought to any other woman. Not even one as hot as Scarlett Johansson.

We all remember how Scarlett dumped Josh Harnett’s ass almost three years ago, to fall into her current husband’s arms. Ever since, Harnett has been testing a good number of Hollywood blondes, but apparently none has tickled his fancy. May be one as hot as Cornish will do the trick.

Lindsay Lohan is Unemployed Again

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Too much partying has costed Lindsay Lohan her role in the upcoming movie The Other Side.

After not getting any major parts in movies since filming I Know Who Killed Me back in 2007, LiLo had been hired to be the main star in The Other Side, a mystery movie that will also have Woody Harrelson in it. But the director and the money behind the flick thought she wasn’t reliable. David Michaels, the movie director, said:

Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement.

In response, Lindsay has promised herself to change her ways and tweeted:

Last night-never again-believe it or not she’s done with the club scene i’ve learned my lesson-sometime’s it just takes a glimpse of reality.