So apparently Elizabeth Olsen banged Alexander Skarsgard after the The Film Independent Spirit Awards that were held in Santa Monica. Apparently he took her by the arms, pressed her against the wall, slowly bit her neck, drank some of the blood, then…ok, ok…but Alexander plays Eric on HBO’s True Blood so I thought my shot at the sultry description was rather awesome.
“That’s not my thing anymore. I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn’t fun for me. I’ve become more of a homebody. And I like that.
Um, not so sure on this, she pretty much looks like Jim Morrison in his late years. Remember the scene in the movie, The Doors, at the end when he is holding the balloons for kids and he all round and bloated? Well, here is that. I’m pretty sure she’s been out a lot, Oscar parties, staying at Chateau Marmont…I want to be on the same “homebody” regimen that she’s on!
When Elton John throws a party, the hottest celebrity girls seem to clear their schedules and make the invite. Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Brooklyn Decker, Kardansian messes, and even newly single Katy Perry (who by the way, I love). Lots of tight dresses and probably orders of chicken fingers and side salads. Rock and roll. Enjoy the pictures.
Miley Cyrus, america’s darling, is all grow’d up looking now, and I can’t decide how I feel about that. She’s looking hot, but at one point she is seen hanging out with Kelly Osbourne. It kind of looks like they are plotting to end the Kardashian’s reign of terror on the E! Network, as Kelly laughs maniacally. I mean, that’s what I’d like to think, at least. Enjoy the pictures.
She showed up in a skimpy yellow number. She was seal less, of course, and seeming super chipper. I’d still hit it, although she isn’t what she once was. I am not sure what that weird band is on the top of the dress, lower back. Ok, I’m just being annoying at this point, enjoy the sexy pictures.
Not sure how this fits into a wedding, looks more like the honeymoon attire, but I doubt anyone is caring about the exacts since Candice Swanepoel looks like an angel sent from the heaven of all things super sexy. But if this is the wedding attire, God is probably not happy. She’s kind of an Rebeca Romain type. I do take thee to be my …
Enjoy her pictures.
Here’s Annlynne Mccord at a beach in Los Angeles rocking on a bikini. I think her best role ever is when she played that slutty mean chick in Nip / Tuck. I miss that show. She’s still looking good, nice and fit. Whatever happened to Nip / Tuck? That show got stupid, last I remember. Oh, btw, its February…in Los Angeles….
Emma Watson’s nipples made an appearance at some random British Award show. She rocked a see through dress to the event. I guess the event was the Special Pre-Orange BAFTA Party, whatever the hell that is. Who cares? Its Emma Watson’s nipples, their is no further explanation needed. Even Harry Potter is probably excited about this (yes, she was in the movie, that’s why I made the joke).
Famed fashion photographer Terry Richardson just made Lindsay Lohan look hot as hell, and that really hasn’t been easy considering her partying schedule. But this is pretty hot. She’s definitely bangable right here. I’d talk about her upcoming projects but I think that’s just more court hearings or something of the sort. So lets just enjoy the hot Lohan pictures.
The Curry Wurst in Los Angeles will never be the same, that is after German model and all american cleavage champion Jordan Carver came in and downed a hot dog. My lord her tits are the most incredible things this side of….just everywhere, no boundaries. With Jordan it appears you get beer, brats and cleavage. Happy wet dreams my friends. Enjoy all the pictures.