Goldie Hawn got wasted at The Hawn Foundation Fundraising Gala event in London. Like super wasted. Like crystal ball into Lindsay Lohan’s future wasted. Matt Bellamy, lead singer of the band Muse and father of Kate Hudson’s newest baby, was there also with Kate in hand, getting an idea of what he is now married into. Isn’t it usually the rock star that walks out of the fundraiser wasted ten sheets to the wind? I’d say Goldie went “overboard” with the booze. Get it? Where is Kurt Russel when I need him.