This just in: January Jones has had sex with a man. How do I know? Actually, not sure how I know. Oh wait, she is carrying HER baby, Xander, through an airport. The “airport” being the lesser important piece of evidence here. In case you don’t know, January Jones plays sexy housewife and revenge cheater Betty Draper on the hit show, Mad Men, which is set to debut in a 2 hour gig on March 24th. Betty has 3 kids. Betty is a fake character who is married to fake husband, Jon Hamm. So that’s all ok. Betty Draper is the hottest housewife ever if you ask me, even beating out Eva Longoria’s character on Desperate Housewives. Enjoy all the pictures.