Rita Rustic in a bikini. She’s 50.

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Rita Rustic is still pimping a bikini. This is mega-important. Why you ask? Because as the title says, homegirl is over 50 years old. Have you ever seen a 50 year old woman looks this amazing in a bikini? She has also produced over 60 films. A grandma looking hot in a bikini on South Beach. That’s just hot. Enjoy the pictures. Actually, don’t feel bad for enjoying the pictures. Its ok.

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Lisa Rinna’s camel tow rocking out.

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So Lisa Rinna does yoga, and it appears the strenuous stretching and planking really causes her to sweat….directly from her camel toe. The 48 year old former Melrose Place hottie rocks a camel toe to yoga in West Hollywood and apparently when the yogaing gets hot, the camel toe gets sweaty. For every action, there is a camel toe reaction. That’s basic chemistry. Or is it physics? Yeah, physics. Anyone remember when Lisa was the hottest thing ever? Think back to Melrose Place, just before the lip injection weirdness started. That’s not to say she hasn’t held it together for her age, but man….hey, she’s 48 and still holding on to a good body. Respect. Enjoy the pictures.

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Kim Kardashian changes mind, to press charges against flour woman

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Originally Kim Kardashian got credit for taking the high road when a woman dumped flour on her during Kim’s own red carpet event. Kim simply went upstairs and changed, had her hair redone, and came back down smiling. But tweets from her sisters built a bit more of a hype machine saying she should press charges. So now she is. This morning she announced she will press charges.

In other news, check out these pictures of Kim at church in Calabasas. Kim Kardashian. Church. My God what is this? Its a story, that’s what it is. Kim repenting, and well, I guess just getting a lot of PR shots. Good on her I suppose. She looks super hot in these photos. Somewhere Jesus is smiling down on that big luscious booty.

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Kim Kardashian changes mind, to press charges against flour woman

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Originally Kim Kardashian got credit for taking the high road when a woman dumped flour on her during Kim’s own red carpet event. Kim simply went upstairs and changed, had her hair redone, and came back down smiling. But tweets from her sisters built a bit more of a hype machine saying she should press charges. So now she is. This morning she announced she will press charges.

In other news, check out these pictures of Kim at church in Calabasas. Kim Kardashian. Church. My God what is this? Its a story, that’s what it is. Kim repenting, and well, I guess just getting a lot of PR shots. Good on her I suppose. She looks super hot in these photos. Somewhere Jesus is smiling down on that big luscious booty.

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Jennifer Lawrence double fisting her rack

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Jennifer Lawrence was at Whole Foods this weekend using all of her earnings from her hit movie, The Hunger Games, to get a couple of Whole Foods finest cafe concoctions. She’s double fisting what appears to be ice green tea and ice coffee. Someone isn’t going to sleep this weekend. I guess if I had a hit movie out expected to reel in $2 billion, I wouldn’t sleep either I would want to be awake for as much of it as possible. I’d probably still be up from last night turning over to Lindsay Lohan saying “hey what happened last night and why are you here?” When you have a big time movie out, you can afford you some Whole Foods. That’s called success. Also, take note of the tight slightly see through shirt, the black bra wrangling in Jennifer’s succulent breast. Enjoy all the pictures my friends and happy sunday to you all.

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Tori Spelling is pregnant again

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Tori Spelling is pregnant again, which of course is a huge clue that she has once again had sexual intercourse with reality show prop douchebag Dean McDermott.

via US Magazine:
“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us. Love, Tori xoxo,” read the announcement, which was accompanied by a pic of Spelling’s burgeoning bump.
The baby-to-be will join Hattie (who was born in October 2011), brother Liam, 5, and sister Stella, 3, the actress and reality star’s children with husband Dean McDermott. Spelling, 38, wed Canadian-born actor McDermott, 45, back in May 2006.

Fertility certainly not of issue in the Spelling-McDermott contraption. In order to celebrate, I have not only attached pictures of a 2012 prego Tori Spelling, but the 2011 versions also which kindly include pictures around Los Angeles with an eventual stoppage on the beach for bikini time in Malibu. Things like this can simply make your Sunday just a little worse if you are hungover and dreading your piece of crap boss tomorrow. Its probably too much Tori Spelling. But that’s the way it is right now.

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A Kate Upton weekend update

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Whatever bar girl you are waking up to this morning, I will go out on a prophetic limb here and guess its nothing close to the 20 year old sexy fury that is model Kate Upton. I just snagged some of her greatest hits pictures and I am going to have a difficult time “coming down” from my Kate Upton high. In case you aren’t aware, Kate Upton is like the hottest model going today, with a real body, and a Carl’s Jr commercial to boot (here’s the directors cut of that baby)

Here’s a compilation of some of Kate’s finest shoots, including a favorite of mine, the Bare Necessities Underwear shoot.  There is also her Skull Candy shoot, which rivals any shoot I have ever seen done using headphones.

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Erika Jayne in a bikini in Miami

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I don’t know why I use “Miami” in the same sentence with “bikini” anymore. Its like using the term “Lohan” in the same sentence with “boozed up ho,” the two just go hand in hand. I mean, just look at this post of Nina Agdal. Or Lauen Stoner  (Michael Bay’s girlfriend).

Miami is apparently the place to bring that bikini time to, and Erika Jayne didn’t miss this weeks memo. Good on her. If you don’t know who Erika is, she’s a Dance / Electronica musician. Some of her finer hits are “Roller Coaster” and “Give you everything.” But her best hit is her body in a bikini. That’s just hot. Enjoy the pictures.

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A Kate Upton weekend update

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Whatever bar girl you are waking up to this morning, I will go out on a prophetic limb here and guess its nothing close to the 20 year old sexy fury that is model Kate Upton. I just snagged some of her greatest hits pictures and I am going to have a difficult time “coming down” from my Kate Upton high. In case you aren’t aware, Kate Upton is like the hottest model going today, with a real body, and a Carl’s Jr commercial to boot (here’s the directors cut of that baby)

Here’s a compilation of some of Kate’s finest shoots, including a favorite of mine, the Bare Necessities Underwear shoot.  There is also her Skull Candy shoot, which rivals any shoot I have ever seen done using headphones.

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Bikini time for Nina Agdal

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Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and perennial favorite every year to win the “hottest Danish chick” award, Nina Agdal, went bikini time down in Miami on South Beach. She had lots of things to pick up on the beach, which meant lots of pictures of her bent over in said bikini. Nina is like what happens when total innocence meets extremely hot meets adult movie director….oh wait, that last part was just part of this dream I was having the other night. It was a crazy dream, basically…ok, probably not a good idea to go there. She’s like 20. And perfect.

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