Selena Gomez is “spring breaking” in Florida

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Selena Gomez was seen hanging out on a balcony in St. Petersburg, Florida, also parading around town, in the shortest shorts ever. She was on the set of a new Nair commercial. Just kidding, its for a new movie called “Spring Breakers.” Although it could be for “Nair,” or for “The Dukes of Hazards goes on Spring Break in Florida and Got Cell Phones Now.” I should write scripts. Oh yeah, Nair is so gross. Now I can’t look at her without thinking it. Thankfully, it was Justin Bieber that was shooting the Nair commercial. I found pictures, enjoy them.

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Katy Perry’s cleavage the new French Connection.

La Maison du Caviar Restaurant in Paris, cleavage, Katy Perry, Paris

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry at La Maison du Caviar Restaurant in Paris, she brought with her a fantastic cleavage shot, triumphantly overthrowing the Mona Lisa as the new most iconic french awesomeness. You could literally park a naval ship in this incredible cleavage. Obviously Russel Brand lost more than just $20 million in the divorce. Enjoy the sexy pictures.

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Kate Upton does some department store picture whoring.

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Yes, yes, yes, Kate Upton is famous now, so famous she was just seen hanging out with Victor Cruz right after his New York Giants team won the Superbowl, so it only makes sense she’d hit the papparazi picture whoring circuit. And that started promptly in Mexico City at Liverpool Interlomas Department Store for  Liverpool Fashion fest. Her rack is looking bueno in these pictures. Almost as good as my spanish.

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Katy Perry’s cleavage the new French Connection.

La Maison du Caviar Restaurant in Paris, cleavage, Katy Perry, Paris

Here are some pictures of Katy Perry at La Maison du Caviar Restaurant in Paris, she brought with her a fantastic cleavage shot, triumphantly overthrowing the Mona Lisa as the new most iconic french awesomeness. You could literally park a naval ship in this incredible cleavage. Obviously Russel Brand lost more than just $20 million in the divorce. Enjoy the sexy pictures.

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Jessica Alba LA Confidential photoshoot.

Jessica Alba, LA Confidential magazine, photoshoot

Jessica Alba graces the pages of LA Confidential magazine this month. For those of you that don’t do magazines because you live in the 21st century, I have put them up on this thing called the Internet for your viewing pleasure. Jessica can just never not look totally amazing. Her body has survived having two babies and marrying a total douchebag (Cash Warren), yet she still comes out shining like a fine diamond. Enjoy the pictures.

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January Jones seen in West Hollywood.

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January Jones, who you might recognize as sultry yet shy housewife, Betty Francis, from the hit show Mad Men, was seen out in West Hollywood in her hip hugging tight jeans. She’s sexy in real life, also, folks, not just on the small screen.  She has super skin also. Ok, I am getting a bit creepy. Check out the pictures.

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