Rosario Dawson’s cleavage, how Government should be, leads sexy guest list at White House dinner.

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Oh my, oh my, it’s just another manic Monday, as the Bengals would sing. Stressful, depressing, the girl in the cube next to me playing some Lady GaGa song while I am trying to creep around on the Internet. Ok, it’s really none of that to be honest. This Monday is just like any other day, I am creeping around online looking for amazing pictures of sexy celebrity girls.

And up to the plate…Rosario Dawson. Yes, Rosario Dawson of Sin City and Eagle Eye fame, took her talents to Washington D.C. for the 98th Annual White House Correspondents/ Association Dinner.

Any by her talents, I mean her incredibly, amazing, vivacious and bi-partisan cleavage. Rosario Dawson’s boobs, clearly capable of mending any divide and erecting policy. And by policy, I mean…. I assume you got that.

The 98th Annual White House Correspondents’s Assocation dinner actually managed something I thought would be impossible. It carried with it a guest list longer with hotties than the actual name of the dinner. I tagged all the ones we got, but here are a few notes from the creeper vault.

Sofia Vergara showed up looking totally elegant, like the girl you take home to mom and tell her you are totally hooking up with and post on Facebook every 5 minutes that you are tapping that.

Anna Paquin of True Blood, Kate Hudson of being a famous woman’s daughter, Zooey Deschanel of lame iPad commercial fame… all  also there. Enjoy the pictures and tell us what you think. And tell the girl in the cube next to you to cut that s@#t off….

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Kate Upton, tight dress, pre-party, oh my.

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Kate Upton attended the 98th Annual White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner (more on that in the next post where you will get all the sultry sexy cleavage fest shots in one big breakfast bowl). Kate also attended the pre-party. Because no party is a real party without a pre-party and no pre-party is complete without hot and sexy girls, or just one Kate Upton in a tight dress. That first part sounded like rap lyrics. Maybe I should start rapping instead of creepy blogging and manufacturing Internet sexiness?

Nah, I like this too much. I mean, that’s my job, finding Kate Upton in a sexy dress.

One thing worth noting in the pictures are the people watching Kate as she arrives. It’s like they are witnessing the resurrection of Jesus. Sexy Jesus. Kate Upton, angel: literally and figuratively.

Ok, let’s get on with today. The next post is going to be uber sexy amazing. Like I can hardly restraint my loins.

Now I feel gross for saying that.

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Jodie Gasson working towards Bass Masters.

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Guys in the South, please don’t all go crazy at once when you look at these pictures. It may not be safe for your heart. Erections lasting more than 3 days should be labeled unhealthy and awesome.

Meet Jodie Gasson. She’s a UK model that’s been in magazines like Maxim and Fast Car. Of course she has been in a car magazine, I mean, how could that not make total sense? She has the body built to be laying over a cherry red Corvette with a white backdrop and she’s holding on to a bottle of Petrol. Instead we have her here fishing. The minnows should be in total fear.

But welcome to her new body of work: fishing. That’s right, Jodie Gason, who you probably had no idea existed until 2 seconds ago (or 5 minutes ago for some of you really slow readers), is now into fishing, or at least that’s what the photographer would want to have you think. Well, I am taking the bait.

Jodie is 23 years old. Here is her Model Mayhem profile. Yes, that’s how I roll. I do scholarly Internet discovery on hot and sexy girls while nude. Them, being nude. Ok, I really meant myself. I am actually nude right now, I admit it. Whatever, don’t hate. That’s just how I roll.

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Jordan Carver’s boobs busting out of swimsuit poolside.

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Some of you might be wondering why I am not at church right now and why I’m instead working. Well, the truth of the matter, if you are interested, is that I am working…but it’s for God. I am doing the Lord’s work. That’s right, while some people are listening to sermons, I am finding the hallelujah all by me-self and pushing out angelic pictures on the web so that when people get finished donating to the offering basket they have an Internet full of Holy Boobs.

So there. And on to the worship.

Jordan Carver is doing a photoshoot to promote her new show, the real housewives of tit city. Not really, but she’s popping bottles poolside and wearing a rubber swimsuit while a professional photographer gets the digs. Ok, maybe not professional, but more like the creepy neighbor kid that just got a new Sony camera at Best Buy. And yes, that swimsuit has to be made of rubber, what other material would hold that huge rack of boobs? A material that is used to make tires for semi-trucks, that’s what material. It just makes sense. Jordan’s boobs could literally float the titanic.

I hope you enjoy these amazing Jordan Carver boob pictures. Because that’s what they were meant for. Pleasure. Sin.

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Jordan Carver’s boobs busting out of swimsuit poolside.

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Some of you might be wondering why I am not at church right now and why I’m instead working. Well, the truth of the matter, if you are interested, is that I am working…but it’s for God. I am doing the Lord’s work. That’s right, while some people are listening to sermons, I am finding the hallelujah all by me-self and pushing out angelic pictures on the web so that when people get finished donating to the offering basket they have an Internet full of Holy Boobs.

So there. And on to the worship.

Jordan Carver is doing a photoshoot to promote her new show, the real housewives of tit city. Not really, but she’s popping bottles poolside and wearing a rubber swimsuit while a professional photographer gets the digs. Ok, maybe not professional, but more like the creepy neighbor kid that just got a new Sony camera at Best Buy. And yes, that swimsuit has to be made of rubber, what other material would hold that huge rack of boobs? A material that is used to make tires for semi-trucks, that’s what material. It just makes sense. Jordan’s boobs could literally float the titanic.

I hope you enjoy these amazing Jordan Carver boob pictures. Because that’s what they were meant for. Pleasure. Sin.

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Jodie Gasson working towards Bass Masters.

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Guys in the South, please don’t all go crazy at once when you look at these pictures. It may not be safe for your heart. Erections lasting more than 3 days should be labeled unhealthy and awesome.

Meet Jodie Gasson. She’s a UK model that’s been in magazines like Maxim and Fast Car. Of course she has been in a car magazine, I mean, how could that not make total sense? She has the body built to be laying over a cherry red Corvette with a white backdrop and she’s holding on to a bottle of Petrol. Instead we have her here fishing. The minnows should be in total fear.

But welcome to her new body of work: fishing. That’s right, Jodie Gason, who you probably had no idea existed until 2 seconds ago (or 5 minutes ago for some of you really slow readers), is now into fishing, or at least that’s what the photographer would want to have you think. Well, I am taking the bait.

Jodie is 23 years old. Here is her Model Mayhem profile. Yes, that’s how I roll. I do scholarly Internet discovery on hot and sexy girls while nude. Them, being nude. Ok, I really meant myself. I am actually nude right now, I admit it. Whatever, don’t hate. That’s just how I roll.

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Hilary Duff is mother of sleeping baby. World shutters at ground breaking news.

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I know, you woke up this morning seeking the news of the world. An interesting and compelling human insight story. A story that would put you on the precipice of complete mind wandering intrigue.

Well, this is not that story. So step back for a few moments from the precipice.

Hilary Duff did quite possibly the most boring interview with People Magazine about her new baby, Luca. If she’d have talked about how Lucas came out of her vagina while in a hospital, this interview would have been 100 times more compelling.

Oh man. Ok, first off, lets examine the title of this puppy, “Hillary Duff: Motherhood’s ‘Biggest shock’ is no sleep.”

I fear greatly the day that Hillary discovers that China is not just some Ewok village that produces cool socks for the world. How in the heck is one shocked by a baby keeping you up at night? Her entire life must have been thrilling, “mommy guess what I saw a video and school today and we put a man on the moon!”

via People:
“The first week I was like, ‘I’m doing this, I’m good. I can not sleep, I can do this.’ I don’t know where you get that energy from,” Duff, 24, tells PEOPLE. “Then it hits you — the fatigue.”… But two weeks later the late-night feedings turned a corner and Luca has been nothing short of a star sleeper, the proud mama raves.

It must be a struggle when your nanny gives you a daily report on how this kid is progressing. Imagine having to shuffle your schedule around just to make time to meet with her? But it’s nice to hear that the baby is a great sleeper, which I interpret as her having excellent walls and a nanny that doesn’t wear loud shoes in the home.

and

“So many people were like, ‘Take naps when your baby naps,’” she recalls. “So I tried and it really helped a lot. I thought when he was napping that was the time I could do all the things I needed to do. It’s a fine balance.”

What things did you possibly need to do? Can’t the stylist come to your home? I am sure you can send your personal shopper to The Grove, everything will be fine.

I swear, some of these celebs think that when they give birth it’s like totally different experience from the rest of us. Now I can’t give birth, because I am a man. So in a way she is right, but not really.

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff pregnant and struggling with thousands of dollars in shopping good while in Beverly Hills. Compelling, I know.

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Victoria’s Secret is that Miranda Kerr is about to make your weekend.

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Are you hungover this morning? Well before you have that bloody mary and paradise pancakes from iHop, I have brought to you a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model shoot with Miranda Kerr. Yes, Minranda Kerr, the paradise within your pancakes. The wings beneath your libido. The endless lame metaphors that I will stop immediately.

Miranda is a buddhist who is known to chant every morning and night. I somehow think this is total BS because no way would she do something like that and ruin my image of her. Unless she practices this Buddhism naked, which would then make up considerable ground. She also says coconut oil is the key to her incredible looks.

One second, I need to go online and mass order coconut oil. I am going to start sneaking this stuff into the whoppers of some of the girls that I date and see if it helps any.

I hope Miranda Kerr in lingerie and half naked makes your Saturday even better.

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Hilary Duff is mother of sleeping baby. World shutters at ground breaking news.

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I know, you woke up this morning seeking the news of the world. An interesting and compelling human insight story. A story that would put you on the precipice of complete mind wandering intrigue.

Well, this is not that story. So step back for a few moments from the precipice.

Hilary Duff did quite possibly the most boring interview with People Magazine about her new baby, Luca. If she’d have talked about how Lucas came out of her vagina while in a hospital, this interview would have been 100 times more compelling.

Oh man. Ok, first off, lets examine the title of this puppy, “Hillary Duff: Motherhood’s ‘Biggest shock’ is no sleep.”

I fear greatly the day that Hillary discovers that China is not just some Ewok village that produces cool socks for the world. How in the heck is one shocked by a baby keeping you up at night? Her entire life must have been thrilling, “mommy guess what I saw a video and school today and we put a man on the moon!”

via People:
“The first week I was like, ‘I’m doing this, I’m good. I can not sleep, I can do this.’ I don’t know where you get that energy from,” Duff, 24, tells PEOPLE. “Then it hits you — the fatigue.”… But two weeks later the late-night feedings turned a corner and Luca has been nothing short of a star sleeper, the proud mama raves.

It must be a struggle when your nanny gives you a daily report on how this kid is progressing. Imagine having to shuffle your schedule around just to make time to meet with her? But it’s nice to hear that the baby is a great sleeper, which I interpret as her having excellent walls and a nanny that doesn’t wear loud shoes in the home.

and

“So many people were like, ‘Take naps when your baby naps,’” she recalls. “So I tried and it really helped a lot. I thought when he was napping that was the time I could do all the things I needed to do. It’s a fine balance.”

What things did you possibly need to do? Can’t the stylist come to your home? I am sure you can send your personal shopper to The Grove, everything will be fine.

I swear, some of these celebs think that when they give birth it’s like totally different experience from the rest of us. Now I can’t give birth, because I am a man. So in a way she is right, but not really.

Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff pregnant and struggling with thousands of dollars in shopping good while in Beverly Hills. Compelling, I know.

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Victoria’s Secret is that Miranda Kerr is about to make your weekend.

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Are you hungover this morning? Well before you have that bloody mary and paradise pancakes from iHop, I have brought to you a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model shoot with Miranda Kerr. Yes, Minranda Kerr, the paradise within your pancakes. The wings beneath your libido. The endless lame metaphors that I will stop immediately.

Miranda is a buddhist who is known to chant every morning and night. I somehow think this is total BS because no way would she do something like that and ruin my image of her. Unless she practices this Buddhism naked, which would then make up considerable ground. She also says coconut oil is the key to her incredible looks.

One second, I need to go online and mass order coconut oil. I am going to start sneaking this stuff into the whoppers of some of the girls that I date and see if it helps any.

I hope Miranda Kerr in lingerie and half naked makes your Saturday even better.

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