America’s Sexiest Fitness model worked out in public in Miami. Can you believe she’s popped out two kids and used to weight 200 pounds? And now she’s 36 years old? Seriously, its as if she was carved out of stone by an artist. And by artist, I mean me. Well, not that I’d be carving, more protruding. I would guess her boobs are most of her weight right now, which is clearly how you want the balance of power to sway.
Enjoy the pictures and happy Saturday!
Lady Gaga expressed to Oprah that she now wants a bunch of babies. Told you, she’s a woman. There! Check it out here:
“Yeah, yeah, I do,” a (relatively) conservatively dressed Gaga told the talk show host, 58, when asked if she was serious about wanting a large family. “I mean I’m being superfluous [about the soccer team], but I don’t want to have one [child], I want a few.”
Gaga adds that she also wants a husband. Making a gesture to indicate a baby bump, the singer tells Winfrey, “I want to experience that.”
Where these potential kids may lack in guidance and basic normalcy, they will make up for in overall breast feeding potential. In honor of this, I have posted a grip of Lady Gaga with her tits pushed up in some futuristic sports bra in New York City.
Now all that’s lacking is finding that lucky soldier to go into the war zone and use his weapon to impregnate Gaga. My vote is for Andy Dick. Imagine the consequences of that? That’s like some world ending kinda crap.
Rihanna is clearly over the past, which included a high profile beat down at the hands of former boyfriend and polarizing pop star Chris Brown. She is talking music collaboration and blaming fans for her reuniting with him on it.
She added that “despite everything else,” Brown’s the top selling R&B star in the world and a no-brainer to collaborate with on a professional level. (On the controversial dance hit, he sings to Rihanna, “Girl I wanna fuck you right now. Been a long time, I’ve been missing your body.”)
Brown, in turn, asked her to appear on the remix to his song, “Turn Up the Music” — “One for my fans, one for his fans,” she explained.
Subtly referring to the beating she endured at Brown’s hands — which he’s still on probation for — Rihanna said “there shouldn’t be a divide between my fans and his fans.
“It’s music and it’s innocent.”
There you go, so now instead of just manning up and saying she wants to get back with him on her own accord, she is basically blaming the fans. Lindsay Lohan should blame her lips on her fans wanting her to have them that way. Wendy Williams should blame being annoying on….well….ok bad example, but you get the idea.
When read this headline, I am sure your first thought is that the room would be for Vinnie. Oddly and insanely enough, the room is actually an idea of his, but not for him or any of the cast. But for Snooki’s future contribution for the
evolution halting of the human race.
From E! News
Vinny joked that he wants to turn the house’s “smush room” into a baby room for Snooki and Jionni’s future child.
Oh world, get ready, Snooki is having a baby and Vinnie is building the baby room. I think I may stab myself with a dull piece of wood and call it “compelling news.”
Here is swimsuit model doing, of course what she does best, hanging out in a swimsuit on an exotically located international beach: Bondi Beach. Here sister is Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Hart. Good genes and swimsuits clearly run in the Hart family. Remember the show Hart to Hart? I think Ashley is part of Project Runway Canada, or something like that. Do they do a show specifically for Canada? Are there that many Canadian hotties that we need a totally different show? No difference, she’s hot. She’s on a beach. Its sunny. She’s wearing a bikini. Times are good, folks.
Megan Fox has a vagina, according to these pictures of her and her camel toe hitting a bagel shop in Los Angeles. Thank God for yoga pants, I mean, what was life like before amazing opportunistic photography could be posted to the Internet in such a sultry, immature, prepubescent mentality sort of way? Shouldn’t we all just grow the hell up? I can answer that: not if growing up means not enjoying Megan Fox camel toe and bagel pictures. No way, no how. My life is boring enough without stripping it of the last few wondrous moments. The only depressing news in all of this is that the bagel was for Megan and the camel toe for Brian Austin Green. The world is one big meanie place.
Kristen Cavallari, of The Hills fame, and dating that quarterback who a lot of Bears fans despise because they thought he quit during a playoff game, is pregnant and showing. I know its Wednesday and some of you probably think I am trying to ruin your lives by posting these pictures, I have to say that they aren’t that bad. She’s holding it together well. I’d expect a prompt “snap back” after the baby is born and the world to return to normal. God, I sure am shallow. I feel sick about myself. I do expect a parade of more one pieces, however, similar to what we are seeing above. Hopefully Jay Cutler doesn’t quit on this situation also.
Kim Kardashian wore a blonde wig around Hollywood, and this wind catching skirt. It appears she did her best to put on a Marilyn Monroe photoshoot moment. She failed. She failed bad. But where she won is all that counts. Recently, a favorite of the site, Jon Hamm, called her a “f#$king idiot,” and this set up paparazzi moment just sort of goes with it.
“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”
Does the carpet match the quote? Yes, it totally does. Who doesn’t love Jonn Hamm? List is short, that’s for sure. Who doesn’t not hate Kim Kardashian? List is short, that’s for sure. See how that worked? Kris Humphries fits in here somewhere. By the way, you should watch Jonn Hamm in Mad Men, its awesome. Season 5 starts on March 24th.
Today’s lesson in All Things Obvious 101, is Genes do matter. That’s right folks, if your mother and father are ugly, I bet you are too. I bet your brothers and sisters are also. I bet if you own a pet rock, its also ugly. Case and point: Annlyne Mccord is super hot. And her sister, Angel Mccord, is also a thing of beauty. Both sisters are worth a few fantasy moments alone inside a shed whose walls are surrounded with pictures of Daisy Duke and the chicks from Three’s Company.
Wow, did I just say that? Who would do something like that? A super disgusting human being, that’s who. Please be a precious normal person while clicking through these sexy Mccord sister pictures and not like the freak above.
Good morning friends, I have a singing nakedgrahm from the one and only Heather Morris of Glee fame. Its all courtesy of her incredibly talented cell phone which has seemingly been leaked into the throws of mainstream media and has now ended up right here, on CelebrityRumors, for your viewing pleasure. The Morris camp is denying these pictures are of her, but I mean, some of the pictures that show her in clothes show her in Glee wardrobes. How dumb are we? How lucky are we, might be the correct question to ask after you see these gems. My God this girl is hot. Makes me want to sing and dance and…. I will stop short of that. One thing will stand true, this is a great Monday morning gift. Make a mental run from cubicle life by clicking on all these photos as fast as possible.