Well Rihanna finally found a way to make herself look sillier by trumping her silliness of dating Chris Brown again after he beat her down. Take a breath and read this from RadarOnline.
On her way back to NYC from Brad Pitt’s Make It Right Foundation fundraiser, the singer was asked what she thought of Snooki being pregnant.
“That’s dope,” she said without missing a beat. “We need more Snookis in the world!”
Are you still alive? Please don’t die on me, I don’t make enough to defend a civil suit and there is no way I’d win in court after the judge sees what I exposed you to. It wasn’t intentional. I would suggest reading random wikipedia pages for the rest of the day to start getting your mind back to a more functioning state.
Goldie Hawn got wasted at The Hawn Foundation Fundraising Gala event in London. Like super wasted. Like crystal ball into Lindsay Lohan’s future wasted. Matt Bellamy, lead singer of the band Muse and father of Kate Hudson’s newest baby, was there also with Kate in hand, getting an idea of what he is now married into. Isn’t it usually the rock star that walks out of the fundraiser wasted ten sheets to the wind? I’d say Goldie went “overboard” with the booze. Get it? Where is Kurt Russel when I need him.
Mila Kunis got her sweat on at the gym. She was wearing somewhat of a see though shirt. See through shirts plus sweat equal an update worth posting. Nothing like inspiring the masses to get their sweat on. Mila is such a hottie. Keeping the body firm….click on the pics and enjoy your Saturday, folks.
When Katrina Bowden is playing the hot secretary on the wildly popular NBC show, 30 Rock, she is filling in as a Maxim correspondent. The job requirement here is to be extremely hot and cute and bubbly. Requirements fulfilled. The other part of the job description requires hanging out with other hot Maxim girls and talking to them in a microphone. Requirement fulfilled. Our job description is to look at all the pictures, gawk, praise Jesus, or whatever it is you do when confronted with such sexy awesomeness. Requirement fulfilled once you click on the pictures.
This phone conversation probably goes something like “I’m wearing a puffy vest to hide our baby.” Ok, maybe not, but its the reality. Nice touch on the yoga pants, Reese. Reese’s latest movie, “make war, not love” is wrapping up at theaters so the time couldn’t be better for Reese to pop out more kids. Rock on, she’s still hot. Long live the Legally Blonde.
So I guess Katie Price and her boobs launched some new swim wear line, but no one can really find the name of it. And she hasn’t really said. Marketing isn’t her strong point, apparently, unless one considers posing topless in the Sun, slutting around in trashy clothes, getting boozed up at parties as marketing. And now that I think of it, I do. What a great marketer Katie Price is.
See how that works? Amazing how things can change so quickly. I love you Katie Price. And I love your marketing prowess.
Enjoy all these Katie Price bikini cleavage pictures.
The world has officially stopped this morning to observe the succulent and sextastic Leilani Dowding’s photoshoot in Maxim Magazine. I know, I know, Peyton Manning got cut from the Colts today and that’s the big story, but really, nothing else matters outside of this incredible photoshoot.
I once thought I could get a girl this hot. I was playing Second Life. I had the deal sealed and then my web connection died, and as a result, so died the only time I was close to having virtual sex with a super hot English Glamour model. Hey, at least I had a chance. That’s more bad ass than what your story probably is.
Mila Kunis, the girl that got her start by playing the role of sexy Jackie Burkhart in “That 70s Show,” is on the cover of this month’s Harper Bazaar. This is outstanding news for those with no access to the interweb and go out and still pay for magazines. In which case, you can see her sexy photoshoot inside. Or if you have the interweb, and you are reading this site, then you can just use your mouse to click on the photos right here. As Paris Hilton would say, “I don’t usually do this.”
Wait, I meant, “that’s hot.”
Vanity Fair posted up a photo booth at an their Oscars afterparty and the results of those that decided to participate are now online. Some are funny (Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig). Some are weird (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes). Tom and Katie really have no chance being labeled as weird at this point, they really stood no chance. Sofia Vergara is in there, boy would I love to be in that photo booth with her. Locked in. Wearing nothing but a ball gag and a leather thong. Ugh, that was too much information. Now who’s the weird one? Oh yeah, its still Tom and Katie. Enjoy the pictures.
Olivia Munn’s cell phone has apparently been exposed, or something like that. Apparently some of the photos she admits are hers and claims she had posted up on her various social network portals a long time ago, we all could have had access to them. But the others, some written to a guy named “Chris,” which some think is Chris Pine, the dude from the newer version of Star Trek. They used to be a thang’….meaning, he used to tap that. Hot.
To take the mystery to an even deeper level, apparently the text on the naughty photos matches all the text on photos she claimed is up on her Facebook or whatever. If Perry Mason had sex with Monk and produced a child, that child turned adult could still not solve this elusive enigmatic drama. CSI: Olivia Munn’s cell pics is currently being worked on. Maybe we shouldn’t make such a big deal out of this? Maybe we just enjoy its spectacular view? That’s what I plan to do. So should you. Here are the pictures.