Tori Spelling is pregnant again

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Tori Spelling is pregnant again, which of course is a huge clue that she has once again had sexual intercourse with reality show prop douchebag Dean McDermott.

via US Magazine:
“Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way! We feel truly blessed that another angel has found us. Love, Tori xoxo,” read the announcement, which was accompanied by a pic of Spelling’s burgeoning bump.
The baby-to-be will join Hattie (who was born in October 2011), brother Liam, 5, and sister Stella, 3, the actress and reality star’s children with husband Dean McDermott. Spelling, 38, wed Canadian-born actor McDermott, 45, back in May 2006.

Fertility certainly not of issue in the Spelling-McDermott contraption. In order to celebrate, I have not only attached pictures of a 2012 prego Tori Spelling, but the 2011 versions also which kindly include pictures around Los Angeles with an eventual stoppage on the beach for bikini time in Malibu. Things like this can simply make your Sunday just a little worse if you are hungover and dreading your piece of crap boss tomorrow. Its probably too much Tori Spelling. But that’s the way it is right now.

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A Kate Upton weekend update

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Whatever bar girl you are waking up to this morning, I will go out on a prophetic limb here and guess its nothing close to the 20 year old sexy fury that is model Kate Upton. I just snagged some of her greatest hits pictures and I am going to have a difficult time “coming down” from my Kate Upton high. In case you aren’t aware, Kate Upton is like the hottest model going today, with a real body, and a Carl’s Jr commercial to boot (here’s the directors cut of that baby)

Here’s a compilation of some of Kate’s finest shoots, including a favorite of mine, the Bare Necessities Underwear shoot.  There is also her Skull Candy shoot, which rivals any shoot I have ever seen done using headphones.

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Erika Jayne in a bikini in Miami

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I don’t know why I use “Miami” in the same sentence with “bikini” anymore. Its like using the term “Lohan” in the same sentence with “boozed up ho,” the two just go hand in hand. I mean, just look at this post of Nina Agdal. Or Lauen Stoner  (Michael Bay’s girlfriend).

Miami is apparently the place to bring that bikini time to, and Erika Jayne didn’t miss this weeks memo. Good on her. If you don’t know who Erika is, she’s a Dance / Electronica musician. Some of her finer hits are “Roller Coaster” and “Give you everything.” But her best hit is her body in a bikini. That’s just hot. Enjoy the pictures.

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A Kate Upton weekend update

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Whatever bar girl you are waking up to this morning, I will go out on a prophetic limb here and guess its nothing close to the 20 year old sexy fury that is model Kate Upton. I just snagged some of her greatest hits pictures and I am going to have a difficult time “coming down” from my Kate Upton high. In case you aren’t aware, Kate Upton is like the hottest model going today, with a real body, and a Carl’s Jr commercial to boot (here’s the directors cut of that baby)

Here’s a compilation of some of Kate’s finest shoots, including a favorite of mine, the Bare Necessities Underwear shoot.  There is also her Skull Candy shoot, which rivals any shoot I have ever seen done using headphones.

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Bikini time for Nina Agdal

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Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and perennial favorite every year to win the “hottest Danish chick” award, Nina Agdal, went bikini time down in Miami on South Beach. She had lots of things to pick up on the beach, which meant lots of pictures of her bent over in said bikini. Nina is like what happens when total innocence meets extremely hot meets adult movie director….oh wait, that last part was just part of this dream I was having the other night. It was a crazy dream, basically…ok, probably not a good idea to go there. She’s like 20. And perfect.

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Maria Menounsos on set, packs luscious curves for lunch

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The show Extra was absolutely fascinating, once again, thanks to Maria Menounsos incredibly sultry and sexy curves, full on displayed by a tight sophisticated modern woman dress. She’s so hot it sometimes makes me actually want to turn the volume of my TV set on when Extra is on, but I am still to afraid to risk ruining the mood. I actually have a telescope set up in the room adjacent which I use to watch the show when Maria is on so that it seems like I am actually peeking in on her. Whoa, that’s creepy s@#t right there. I issue an immediate apology and assure you all that I was just kidding. Although I did write this post looking through the telescope because I am awesome like a circus monkey. Enjoy these pictures.

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Bikini time for Nina Agdal

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Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and perennial favorite every year to win the “hottest Danish chick” award, Nina Agdal, went bikini time down in Miami on South Beach. She had lots of things to pick up on the beach, which meant lots of pictures of her bent over in said bikini. Nina is like what happens when total innocence meets extremely hot meets adult movie director….oh wait, that last part was just part of this dream I was having the other night. It was a crazy dream, basically…ok, probably not a good idea to go there. She’s like 20. And perfect.

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Teen mom decides to take the boob plunge

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Ah, the struggles of being a new teen mom. Having a difficult dating life. Trouble making algebra class because you are in labor. Missing making out at the movies with a football player because you have to sit at home watching Elmo with your baby. And of course, having small breast.

Wait, what?

via E! Online:
She got tired of having small breasts. Jenelle decided on a full ‘C’ cup because she does not want to go too big.

Its always nice to see a teen mom take some initiative and get out there and solve her own problems rather than sitting around and complaining about them. I can only imagine the difficult time one must have when they are trying to be a mother to a little kid, all the while having these average sized breast. The world is such a touch place to bear on the daily.

Here are some pictures of Jenelle Evans in her polo shirt, small breast hidden away as not to offend you viewers.

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Teen mom decides to take the boob plunge

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Ah, the struggles of being a new teen mom. Having a difficult dating life. Trouble making algebra class because you are in labor. Missing making out at the movies with a football player because you have to sit at home watching Elmo with your baby. And of course, having small breast.

Wait, what?

via E! Online:
She got tired of having small breasts. Jenelle decided on a full ‘C’ cup because she does not want to go too big.

Its always nice to see a teen mom take some initiative and get out there and solve her own problems rather than sitting around and complaining about them. I can only imagine the difficult time one must have when they are trying to be a mother to a little kid, all the while having these average sized breast. The world is such a touch place to bear on the daily.

Here are some pictures of Jenelle Evans in her polo shirt, small breast hidden away as not to offend you viewers.

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Reese Witherspoon is definitely pregnant.

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Reese Witherspoon was seen roaming around Brentwood on her pink phone, probably talking big time Hollywood important business with some high powered agent about things we minions would never really comprehend. That kinda power playa talk is too hardcore for us to fathom. Or she was just like, “yes I’m pregnant.”

via US Weekly:
“Reese is right around 12 weeks,” one source explains, adding that the This Means War star is “not planning to announce it.”
The baby-to-be will join older siblings Ava, 12, and Deacon, 8, Witherspoon’s kids with first husband Ryan Phillippe, from whom she split in 2006 after 7 years of marriage. Pals of Witherspoon and high-powered CAA agent Toth, 41, aren’t shocked by the happy news. “Reese and Jim have been trying to get pregnant,” one pal says.

I think the pictures were pretty much a dead giveaway, not as if we needed the confirmation. With summer coming up, an inability to wear big button down jackets and a growing bundle of Witherspoon love is going to make this a pretty tough hide.

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