Rihanna and Mr. Bean on Youtube.

I really don’t know how I feel about this, but this Mr. Bean and Rihanna video is blowing up on Youtube, so I figure it should be discussed.

I think it’s weird. That’s my contribution to the discussion. Anyone remember when Mr. Bean was really funny? Yeah, me neither. Anyone still think Rihanna is sexy has all hell? Yeah, as do I.

For your viewing pleasure.

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Nick Hogan gets letter from Florida teacher.

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Love is in the air for Nick Hogan. Stephanie Ragusa, the teacher said to have hooked up with three of her students, has now written a letter to Nick.

AP says, The letter was intercepted by Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies after they recognized Ragusa’s name, the jail’s return address and her docket number on the envelope, authorities said. Bollea, who is serving an eight-month sentence on a charge of reckless driving with serious bodily injury, was later given a copy of the letter.
Ragusa, 29, is facing charges of lewd or lascivious battery and unlawful sexual activity with a minor.

Nick asked for cellmates, and came out with a new love. Boy, this will make for great TV when Nick gets out and starts that big reality show.

Jessica Alba gives birth to a baby girl.

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Hopefully she gets the same genes as her mother. Come on now, you were thinking the same thing.

 Us Magazine says, She was born this weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday. Her rep had no comment.

Well, the good news is that Jessica can finally hit the stairmaster now and get back into her old form, or something near it. The bad news is that Cash Warren is now linked to her for life, even if they do end up in the throws of a Hollywood divorce.  Douchebags know how to make an entrance, I guess.

Cora Skinner and Brody Jenner take some R&R.

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Cora Skinner, the obvious model pictured above, enjoyed some time in Hawaii with Hills Star and permanent douchebag, Brody Jenner. Hey, come on now, he has his damn last name tattoe’d Tupac style across his ribs…that’s a douchebag move! But I do have to say, Cora is unbelievably hot. I would like to be the douchebag undressing her, unfortunately I just run a blog and am not on a fakeality show.

My bad.

More pictures of Cora Skinner bikini below.

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Paris Hilton’s baby bump, just another media swindling?

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Yeah, Paris Hilton wore a green satin dress and we all know she had to notice her “bump” before the media got hold of it. So is she preggo or just trying to get back in the blog rotations?

US Magazine says, The heiress, 27, sparked blog rumors when she wore a green satin slip-dress to Crown Bar in Los Angeles Wednesday.
But her rep tells Usmagazine.com reports are “completely false.”

“The Heiress.” How lame is it to be called that?

Please refer to me as the king from now on.

More Paris Hilton fake baby bump pictures.

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Lindsay Lohan, Don’t be cruel to her!

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Bobby Brown’s son, Brandon, who is even less consequential than his father, is trying to change that. He is claiming he tagged Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom of a party.

The Sun says, He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.” 

Was Tom Cruise also in attendance of this party sporting a mask? This sounds like some Eyes Wide Shut caliber fun. It’s kind of hot.

Call me Lindsay.

More Lindsay Lohan bad girl pictures.

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Kim Kardashian reads my blog.

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Well, it’s all in how you want to interpret this recent message on Kim’s blog:

I know most celebrities say they don’t read what the press says about them; but to be honest, I suspect in most cases, they don’t want to admit that they actually care what is written about them.
I’ll tell you straight up — I do read it! Some of it is true, a lot of it is flattering, and a lot of it is totally off the mark.

Dear Kim,

I love you. I love you so much that I want to caress, deeply, your very real butt. I hate anyone and everyone that speaks poorly of you. I do not like Paris Hilton and I hope she gets hit by an LA Transit bus while crossing Robertson Blvd and I hope TMZ is there to photograph it. That’s how much I love and want to caress you.

Thanks,

PS, here are some more pictures of your fake butt.

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Britney Spears is set to appear in a Pussycat dolls video.

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Um…can anyone say, outta this league? Britney, I love you, I really do, mostly because you are insane and insane broads are usually the best in bed, but come on. This is like the Filet Mignon of broads we are talking about here.

People says, “It’s a small part,” says a source about the popstar’s visit to the L.A. set of the group’s video shoot for their new single, When I Grow Up, on Wednesday. Possibly saving her trademark moves for her own album, Spears was not expected to dance or perform with the girls in the video. 

In other news, John Madden has joined the Chippendales tour group.

Come on Britney, not a good move.

Anyways, it’s Friday, so enjoy some more Pussycat Dolls pictures.

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Nick Hogan gets some roomies.

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Nick Hogan finally got his wish: Cellmates. WORD. I know the first thing I would try to do if I went to jail was sleep in the same cell as other criminals.

AP says, Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Cecilia Barreda says housing assignments are routinely reviewed because the jail’s population constantly changes. That created an opportunity to house juveniles together. 

If I went to jail, rest assured, I would ask to be put somewhere that no one else could find me. I could talk to myself for months.

Pam Anderson is still not getting hotter.

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The former Baywatch beauty isn’t turning heads anymore. She’s only giving it to sleazebags.

Wow, did I got there? Why yes I did! Anyways, Pam’s decline is still in full swing, as evidenced by these pictures. Can anyone say “Maybelline?” Yeah, something to think about….

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