Staying alive: Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Derek Jeter

Gillette has a new commercial out featuring Tiger Woods, Derek Jeter, and Roger Federer. This time, instead of being animated gamer characters, they are the real deal walking the streets of New York City in greasy fashion, to the tune of Staying Alive. This really makes me want to dance; or shave. I can’t decide.

Paris Hilton’s boobs are the new fish and chips.

Paris Hilton’s boobs came out in full force in London last night, and heck, she even looks bedazzled by the funbags. Is it just me, or has Paris Hilton’s boobs increased in size? Like naturally? All the same, looks like her boobs are the new fish and chips in the UK: Taste good, but way bad for ya! Check out all these Paris Hilton boob pictures below.

Drew Barrymore trying to make a comeback in the hotness department?

Drew Barrymore sure seems to be working on her hotness factor this past week. Yesterday we showed you pictures of her on in New York City heading to the Regis and Kathy Lee show, promoting her new movie, Grey Gardens. Well, here she is at the premier of Grey Gardens. The bad news is that she brought Apple dude, Justin Long. So that really strips points from her. Judges? I give her a solid 7 for this classic performance.

Laura Vandervoort is one smoking hottie.

Laura Vandervoort is freaking hot. You know, she’s the girl from Smallville. Ok, I am pretending that I know that show, I have never seen it, although I think they advertise it during NBA games. Maybe now I will give it a watch. Here are a ton of Laura Vandervoort pictures in a little tight dress. What a perfect set of pictures for a Thursday morning. Right guys?

Hulk Hogan is beginning to admit mistake over OJ comment.

Those of you avid readers probably remember the Hulk Hogan praising of OJ’s murdering ways the other day, while others of you possibly blocked this memory from ever rising again. Well, its about to rise again. Apparently OJ caught up with the rest of modern, non-barbarian, cultured society yesterday when he admitted to TMZ that he maybe shouldn’t have went there. Here is Linda’s attorney to get the ball rolling.

“We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers.” The statement goes on: “Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously.”
The statement concludes by saying Linda’s attorney is weighing his legal options.

How awesome to be Linda’s attorney, the pins just keep standing up right in front of you! Strike! Of course, Hulk came back with this:

Last night in Clearwater, FL the Hulkster said his Rolling Stone interview was a 3-day long affair, in which he said he was really the anti-OJ Simpson. But here’s the thing. Last night, he explained, “I didn’t do the OJ Simpson thing. I took the high road.”

What high road? Behaving like a non-murderer? This dude needs to check in….

Drew Barrymore trying to make a comeback in the hotness department?

Drew Barrymore sure seems to be working on her hotness factor this past week. Yesterday we showed you pictures of her on in New York City heading to the Regis and Kathy Lee show, promoting her new movie, Grey Gardens. Well, here she is at the premier of Grey Gardens. The bad news is that she brought Apple dude, Justin Long. So that really strips points from her. Judges? I give her a solid 7 for this classic performance.

Laura Vandervoort is one smoking hottie.

Laura Vandervoort is freaking hot. You know, she’s the girl from Smallville. Ok, I am pretending that I know that show, I have never seen it, although I think they advertise it during NBA games. Maybe now I will give it a watch. Here are a ton of Laura Vandervoort pictures in a little tight dress. What a perfect set of pictures for a Thursday morning. Right guys?

Hulk Hogan is beginning to admit mistake over OJ comment.

Those of you avid readers probably remember the Hulk Hogan praising of OJ’s murdering ways the other day, while others of you possibly blocked this memory from ever rising again. Well, its about to rise again. Apparently OJ caught up with the rest of modern, non-barbarian, cultured society yesterday when he admitted to TMZ that he maybe shouldn’t have went there. Here is Linda’s attorney to get the ball rolling.

“We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers.” The statement goes on: “Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously.”
The statement concludes by saying Linda’s attorney is weighing his legal options.

How awesome to be Linda’s attorney, the pins just keep standing up right in front of you! Strike! Of course, Hulk came back with this:

Last night in Clearwater, FL the Hulkster said his Rolling Stone interview was a 3-day long affair, in which he said he was really the anti-OJ Simpson. But here’s the thing. Last night, he explained, “I didn’t do the OJ Simpson thing. I took the high road.”

What high road? Behaving like a non-murderer? This dude needs to check in….

Rihanna’s tattoo is misspelled.

Rihanna recently had famous tattoo artist, BangBang, tattoo hindu letters on her waist. He’s supposed to be one of the best. At tracing letters. Ok, enough on that. The point in this is apparently he doesn’t research before he traces.

An Aussie expert on an education website says the first part means “forgiveness, honesty, suppression and control” and is from Gita, a holy Hindu Sanskrit scripture, but says it is “incorrectly written”.

Its important that we all keep in mind that he did get to touch Rihanna’s hips and but while doing this, and none of us have. Its perspective, folks.