Jersey shore to build a baby room

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When read this headline, I am sure your first thought is that the room would be for Vinnie. Oddly and insanely enough, the room is actually an idea of his, but not for him or any of the cast. But for Snooki’s future contribution for the evolution halting of the human race.

From E! News

Vinny joked that he wants to turn the house’s “smush room” into a baby room for Snooki and Jionni’s future child.

Oh world, get ready, Snooki is having a baby and Vinnie is building the baby room. I think I may stab myself with a dull piece of wood and call it “compelling news.”

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Ashley Hart rocks a bikini

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Here is swimsuit model doing, of course what she does best, hanging out in a swimsuit on an exotically located international beach: Bondi Beach. Here sister is Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Hart. Good genes and swimsuits clearly run in the Hart family. Remember the show Hart to Hart? I think Ashley is part of Project Runway Canada, or something like that. Do they do a show specifically for Canada? Are there that many Canadian hotties that we need a totally different show? No difference, she’s hot. She’s on a beach. Its sunny. She’s wearing a bikini. Times are good, folks.

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Jersey shore to build a baby room

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When read this headline, I am sure your first thought is that the room would be for Vinnie. Oddly and insanely enough, the room is actually an idea of his, but not for him or any of the cast. But for Snooki’s future contribution for the evolution halting of the human race.

From E! News

Vinny joked that he wants to turn the house’s “smush room” into a baby room for Snooki and Jionni’s future child.

Oh world, get ready, Snooki is having a baby and Vinnie is building the baby room. I think I may stab myself with a dull piece of wood and call it “compelling news.”

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Ashley Hart rocks a bikini

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Here is swimsuit model doing, of course what she does best, hanging out in a swimsuit on an exotically located international beach: Bondi Beach. Here sister is Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Hart. Good genes and swimsuits clearly run in the Hart family. Remember the show Hart to Hart? I think Ashley is part of Project Runway Canada, or something like that. Do they do a show specifically for Canada? Are there that many Canadian hotties that we need a totally different show? No difference, she’s hot. She’s on a beach. Its sunny. She’s wearing a bikini. Times are good, folks.

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Megan Fox and her camel toe enjoy bagels

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Megan Fox has a vagina, according to these pictures of her and her camel toe hitting a bagel shop in Los Angeles. Thank God for yoga pants, I mean, what was life like before amazing opportunistic photography could be posted to the Internet in such a sultry, immature, prepubescent mentality sort of way? Shouldn’t we all just grow the hell up? I can answer that: not if growing up means not enjoying Megan Fox camel toe and bagel pictures. No way, no how. My life is boring enough without stripping it of the last few wondrous moments. The only depressing news in all of this is that the bagel was for Megan and the camel toe for Brian Austin Green. The world is one big meanie place.

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Megan Fox and her camel toe enjoy bagels

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Megan Fox has a vagina, according to these pictures of her and her camel toe hitting a bagel shop in Los Angeles. Thank God for yoga pants, I mean, what was life like before amazing opportunistic photography could be posted to the Internet in such a sultry, immature, prepubescent mentality sort of way? Shouldn’t we all just grow the hell up? I can answer that: not if growing up means not enjoying Megan Fox camel toe and bagel pictures. No way, no how. My life is boring enough without stripping it of the last few wondrous moments. The only depressing news in all of this is that the bagel was for Megan and the camel toe for Brian Austin Green. The world is one big meanie place.

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Kristen Cavallari pregnant photos. Relax, its not that bad.

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Kristen Cavallari, of The Hills fame, and dating that quarterback who a lot of Bears fans despise because they thought he quit during a playoff game, is pregnant and showing. I know its Wednesday and some of you probably think I am trying to ruin your lives by posting these pictures, I have to say that they aren’t that bad. She’s holding it together well. I’d expect a prompt “snap back” after the baby is born and the world to return to normal. God, I sure am shallow. I feel sick about myself. I do expect a parade of more one pieces, however, similar to what we are seeing above. Hopefully Jay Cutler doesn’t quit on this situation also.

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Kim Kardashian’s blonde disaster.

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Kim Kardashian wore a blonde wig around Hollywood, and this wind catching skirt. It appears she did her best to put on a Marilyn Monroe photoshoot moment. She failed. She failed bad. But where she won is all that counts. Recently, a favorite of the site, Jon Hamm, called her a “f#$king idiot,” and this set up paparazzi moment just sort of goes with it.

“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”

Does the carpet match the quote? Yes, it totally does. Who doesn’t love Jonn Hamm? List is short, that’s for sure. Who doesn’t not hate Kim Kardashian? List is short, that’s for sure. See how that worked? Kris Humphries fits in here somewhere. By the way, you should watch Jonn Hamm in Mad Men, its awesome. Season 5 starts on March 24th.

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Kim Kardashian’s blonde disaster.

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Kim Kardashian wore a blonde wig around Hollywood, and this wind catching skirt. It appears she did her best to put on a Marilyn Monroe photoshoot moment. She failed. She failed bad. But where she won is all that counts. Recently, a favorite of the site, Jon Hamm, called her a “f#$king idiot,” and this set up paparazzi moment just sort of goes with it.

“Whether it’s Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”

Does the carpet match the quote? Yes, it totally does. Who doesn’t love Jonn Hamm? List is short, that’s for sure. Who doesn’t not hate Kim Kardashian? List is short, that’s for sure. See how that worked? Kris Humphries fits in here somewhere. By the way, you should watch Jonn Hamm in Mad Men, its awesome. Season 5 starts on March 24th.

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Annlyne Mccord is hot, but so is her sister.

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Today’s lesson in All Things Obvious 101, is Genes do matter. That’s right folks, if your mother and father are ugly, I bet you are too. I bet your brothers and sisters are also. I bet if you own a pet rock, its also ugly. Case and point: Annlyne Mccord is super hot. And her sister, Angel Mccord, is also a thing of beauty. Both sisters are worth a few fantasy moments alone inside a shed whose walls are surrounded with pictures of Daisy Duke and the chicks from Three’s Company.

Wow, did I just say that? Who would do something like that? A super disgusting human being, that’s who. Please be a precious normal person while clicking through these sexy Mccord sister pictures and not like the freak above.

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